TMI Tuesday: September 4, 2012 - Cum, are you a fan?

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions come from the wacky, inventive, and sexually creative mind of the late phoenix.

Jack's Answers

1. We are all incurable sex addicts, but name one thing—a job, a passion, a creative outlet, a collection—of yours you use as a replacement, a distraction from constantly thinking about sex 24/7.
There is literally nothing that serves this purpose for me.  Make no mistake, I have a number of potential distractions, amongst them non-blog writing, reading, film, outdoor activities, cooking, and the day-to-day raising of my daughter.  But of these activities, absolutely none of them have managed to successfully distract me from thinking about sex for more than a couple minutes at the absolute most.  I kid you not, the typical thought in my head when I'm engaging in one of these activities is, "I wonder if I can somehow parlay this into getting laid."

2. Have you ever loved somebody so much you thought having sex with them would actually sully the pristine purity of that love?
Of course. My mom.

Well, it would!

3. If you could make love to yourself, would you? Describe this experience in full detail.

I do frequently.  Generally speaking when I make love to myself, I light a candle and let it burn on my nightstand.  Then I put on some appropriate music on my mp3 player.  It's soft, and frequently romantic.  Sometimes I put on my favorite slow jams playlist.  Then I get naked and lie down.  From that point, one of the following things happens:  I lose myself in a fantasy, typically involving Jill, one (or more) of our hot online friends, and/or someone we know in real life; or I peruse sexy blogs and Moby albums belonging to the aforementioned hot online friends.  That's when the lovemaking begins in earnest.  I use the typical up-and-down motion on my shaft, though it is not unusual for me to stroke the engorged head of my cock with the palm of my hand.  This activity lasts until I am spent or interrupted.  Note that it's the candle that makes it lovemaking.  Without the candle it's just garden-variety jerking off.

4. Cum, are you a fan? Explain and expound.

My own cum?  Absolutely.  Huge fan.  For decades I've been proselytizing about the benefits of my cum - taste and skincare benefits paramount among them - to anyone who will listen.  Other guys' cum?  No.  Other women's cum?  Yes, especially Jill's.  The taste tends to alternate between lime juice and buttered popcorn.

5. Does it creep you out to know that God is watching you as you’re fucking?  

No more than it does to know that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy are watching.  I think you know exactly what I'm trying to say.

What I'm trying to say is that it would be totally hot.

Bonus: Tell us something sexy that happened to you this week.
Can't think of a single thing, sadly.  It was a pretty unsexy week in the Jack and Jill household, the weekend especially.  Total bummer.  Maybe this week will be hotter...

Jill's Answers

1. We are all incurable sex addicts, but name one thing—a job, a passion, a creative outlet, a collection—of yours you use as a replacement, a distraction from constantly thinking about sex 24/7.
I would say that my job is the one thing that usually prevents me from constantly thinking about sex.  I work with children, and that environment does not lend itself easily to sexual thought.  However, Jack being Jack, I frequently find myself the recipient of a variety of lewd text messages, emails, links, and photos via my phone.  He will do anything to redirect my mind to matters of a sexual nature.

2. Have you ever loved somebody so much you thought having sex with them would actually sully the pristine purity of that love?
No.  I'm pretty sure that, while I have dated many men, the only one I ever really loved is Jack.  By the time I realized how intense my feelings were, we had already had sex.  At any rate, at least in my experience I don't believe that sex has to sully anything.  The love I feel for Jack makes the sex that we have more intense, and the sex makes our love stronger.  Being physically intimate is just another way for us to express our love.

3. If you could make love to yourself, would you? Describe this experience in full detail.
Yes, I would definitely make love to myself.  I'm hot.  Who wouldn't make love to me?  I would start with a sensual massage to get myself in the mood.  Being touched all over my body excites me, and makes it easier for me to have an orgasm.  My hands would quickly be replaced by my lips and tongue.  After being kissed all over, I would desire something more intense.  Unfortunately I can't fuck myself as I just don't have the body parts for the job.  I would probably opt to use a strap-on cock or maybe a double-ended dildo.  If I could hold a vibrator on my clit at the same time, even better.  There have been times when I've had really good orgasms with just a vibrator on my clit, and they're usually more intense when I'm getting fucked at the same time.

It's a moot point, as cloning is out of my price range.

4. Cum, are you a fan? Explain and expound.

Yes!  I do consider myself a fan of cum.  I love it on my body, or in my mouth, but just not in my hair, please.  I especially love it when Jack cums inside me.  Sometimes when he does I like to masturbate so I can feel my cum and his mix on my fingertips.  Speaking of which, I love tasting my own cum too.  That counts, right?

5. Does it creep you out to know that God is watching you as you’re fucking? 

I've literally never given this any thought.  The thought of God watching me as I'm fucking, or changing clothes, or whatever, has never occurred to me.  But now that I think of it, there are probably millions of people fucking all over the world at any given moment.  I question whether God has the time to watch us fuck, despite His omnipotence.  However, I am sure that God is totally in favor of pleasure and happiness and that's the epitome of sex so He's not likely to be offended or anything.  Also, I love an audience while I'm getting fucked so that would probably turn me on, especially if He liked what he saw.

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I think He would!

Bonus: Tell us something sexy that happened to you this week.
Jack and I had a threesome.  This week marks the birthday of M, our longtime friend and sometime third.  She happens to be single at the moment, so we figured, what better way to celebrate?  We had a nice dinner that was pretty much nonstop flirting and double-entendres.  Then we came home and opened a bottle of wine, and then a couple more.  I can't even put into words how exciting it was to kiss and play with her.  It had been so long.  We hope it won't be too long before it happens again.

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