'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except for my spouse
The stockings I'd chosen to wear were so hot
I hoped that my husband would like them a lot
The child was nestled all snug in her bed
And all I could think of was giving Jack head
I walked to the couch, and dropped into his lap
He took me to bed, but not for a nap
At the touch of my hand I felt his cock dance
So I unbuckled his belt and tore open his pants
I gave him a lick and Jack said "Oh fuck"
So I opened my mouth and I started to suck
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
That I paused in my quest for Jack's baby batter
I dashed to the window without getting dressed
Not even bothering to cover my breasts
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But all of our sexy friends gathering near
We opened the door and invited them in
And they promptly joined us for holiday sin
I heard Jack exclaim when at last he did cum
"Merry Christmas to all! Who else wants some?"
This week's prompt
12 comments:
Such fun on Christmas Eve. This had me smiling and actually wanting more ;)
Rebel xox
Oooo! what a naughty twist to a venerable old rhyme :)
~Kazi xxx
Awesome prose
WoWeee!!
way to go :)
Merry Christmas!!
Aluv
Awesome! Thanks for the fun read.
Cheers,
Octavia
First-- baby batter?? ROFLMAO
Second-- bravo
Third-- encore!!
*cracks up* That was a hoot! Great rhyming, and very hot too :)
xx Dee
I would have been there for that fun. Sounds much more interesting than my Christmas Eve. The baby batter line cracked me up.
OH btw I created a new gmail account so I could get responses when I comment again. Apparently combining my g+ screwed all that up it is still me angelshrout.
That's the best version I've heard yet!! Oh, how I wish I was on your front lawn on Christmas Eve...
The usage of baby batter was fantastic! I love words can make me smile, than turn me on. Wonderful poem!
This made me grin. I love the line about kids in bed and all can you can think of is giving head!
Mollyxxx
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