Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Wicked Wednesday: The Barter System





She meets me in the alley behind the restaurant.  The smell of grease and exhaust from the cars idling nearby hang heavy in the air.  We don't exchange conversation or even greetings.  By now, she knows the drill. 


She drops slowly to her knees, using the heel of her hand to rub me through my pants.  But I don't have time for that.  I need to get back inside before my break is over so I unbutton and unzip, and she fishes out my cock.  It's already hard and her lips wrap around the head, making it even harder.

She sucks me deeply, taking me all the way to the back of her throat.  She holds my cock there for a few seconds before she comes back up for air.  She does it one more time before I begin to rock on my heels, slowly fucking her mouth.  She takes the hint and sucks faster.

While it's happening, I imagine that she's my co-worker Sonia.  Sonia is a lot hotter than she is.  Sonia works the night shift and I hardly ever get to see her.  One of these days I'm going to ask her out.  For now, though, just imagining Sonia's full ruby lips sliding up and down my cock will do the trick.

It does the trick very well, in fact.  Just another moment and I'm there.  I tell her I'm ready, and she takes her mouth away.  Instead she opens her top and I stroke myself the rest of the way, cumming all over those great big tits of hers.  She never swallows.  Maybe one day she'll let me cum in her face.

"Towel," she says.  I take the dishrag out of my back pocket and she snatches it away.  While she's mopping up my cum I put my cock back in my pants and zip up.  I lift her back up to her feet because I'm a gentleman.

My break is over.  I tell her to go around to the main entrance and I'll hook her up.  Her order never changes:  Big Mac, no pickles.  Large fries.  Medium Diet Coke. 

Just another day at McDonalds!



This week's prompt:  #arch


13 comments:

Marie Rebelle said...

I drive by the MacDonalds every day on my way back from work. I will never be able to drive pass it again without thinking of this story and wondering if any of the youngsters there have exciting breaks like this!
Loved it!
Rebel xox

Anonymous said...

'Gentleman'?!!!
How can she possibly manage a Big Mac after a Big Jack - some appetite there :)

Anonymous said...

How can I go to McDonalds with my son now?

Geeky Nymph said...

Ah, those magical arches. :P Clever idea from the prompt. Sexy story, thanks for sharing!

Dee said...

Hot and hot! Love it :)

xx Dee

Twisted Angel said...

Well thanks. Since my new job has a McDonalds in it this will make it difficult for me to not wonder. Of course it is also in a truck stop so there ya go lol..

Molly said...

I love this... very tempted to send it to my ex who works for the McCult.... but I suspect he would be suitably horrified and offended!

Mollyxxx

KaziG said...

I'd like a super-sized order to go... ;)

~Kazi xxx

Tom said...

Nice job! Funny without being silly.

I especially like the diet Coke to go along with the bazillion calories from the Big Mac and large fries. ;)

Nolens Volens said...

The only thing I like at McDonald's is how cheap the Happy Meals are...now I gotta think about this. ;)

Word said...

It gives a whole new meaning to "secret sauce". :)

Great story!

1ManView said...

Now that's the kind of break I need. :)

I always chuckle when I'm in line and someone super size their order, then ask for a diet soda...

Aphrodite said...

Nice little story! Love it. :)

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