We have provided the answer, now you provide the question. For example:
Answer (given): 28 marbles. Question (you the blogger create): How many did she fit in her vagina?
Jack's Questions
It's a lot funnier if you imagine the answers being read in this man's voice.
1. Answer: My butt.
Which part of you has seen more exposure on your blog, your cock or your butt?
2. Answer: stiletto black leather pumps
Can you name a type of knife, a color, a use for cattle, and a verb in the present tense?
3. Answer: hard and stiff
What words describe the mattress you slept on last night, and your neck, respectively?
4. Answer: “By George I think he’s got it!”
What is an antiquated expression that you've never uttered?
5. Answer: socks
Question: Quick! Give me a word that rhymes with "cocks".
"Hey! Form of a question, asshole!"
6. Answer: hole in the wall
Who or what would you be fucking if you weren't married to Jill?
Bonus:
Answer: I hid them there so you wouldn’t find them.
"Why are all my birthday presents in the broom closet?"
Not sure what's going on here, or why, but we felt compelled to include this image.
Jill's Questions
Remember, this guy's voice.
1. Answer: My butt.
Where do you want Jack to put his cock right now?
2. Answer: stiletto black leather pumps
What did you buy at the store yesterday? Except they aren't leather, they aren't pumps, and they aren't stilettos. I bought heels, basically.
3. Answer: hard and stiff
What are Rick Santorum's two favorite adjectives in the English language?
Couldn't find a picture of Trebek and Santorum together. Here's one that's almost as good.
4. Answer: “By George I think he’s got it!”
Isn't it "By Jove"? In Roman times, swearing by Jove was the equivalent of swearing on the Bible. Who's this George guy?
5. Answer: socks
Other than panties, what article of clothing do you dislike wearing the most?
6. Answer: hole in the wall
Why might one call a drywall installer? Also, what's your favorite way to peep on someone while they're changing clothes, masturbating, or having sex?
Bonus:
Answer: I hid them there so you wouldn’t find them.
"Why are all your vibrators out here in plain sight?"
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
*Formerly "What's the Question?"
12 comments:
Heh, never even thought of Jeopardy when I saw the TMI post. I love that show. Great answers (and pics), as always. :D
Very funny, and I could definitely imagine Trebek intoning all of that! LOL
~Kazi xxx
This is so fab. And Jill, you look delicious in your new stilettos...
Lmbo the pictures cracked me up.. Yeah Jack why have we only seen most of your butt ahem ahem.. Love the shoes Jill.
You guys crack me up. Also, I learned something new. There is such thing as a stiletto knife?
Also, I am still totally lusting over those heels, Jill. I would sooo fall on my face, but they are hot.
Happy Tuesday, friends!
lmao!! loving all the pics!
as always the answers are fabulous! Jack!! you crack me up!!
Jill - Great shoes!!!
Aluv
that pic 6 is sizzling
i've always been partial to Porn-Mustache Alex. i'm secure in the knowledge that Alex knows all of the answers to all of the questions before every game has started, Alex is in fact the smartest human who's ever lived.
Jack, LOVED your question/answer to number 2! Great creative word play :o)
Jill, I actually had to look-up who Rick Santorum is (forgive the Canadian ignorance...) and that led me to wondering how and why someone would be constantly using those as adjectives, but I think I got the picture...
Great reply to #6...I thought of drywall too, but couldn't quite find a way to work it in.
Such an enjoyable read, this whole post :o)
Great answers this week. Short and to the point.
And I almost expected a Will Ferrill Trebek to make an appearance :)
As always you both amuse me to no end.
I had no idea so many people hate to wear socks! This was so much fun!
Jack: #2 so cute
Jill: #3 hahahaha
(pssst...I like your thighs)
-H
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