TMI Tuesday - Last Week's Edition

It looks like there will be no new set of questions at TMI Tuesday for this week. Since we failed to participate last week, we are submitting our answers to last week's questions now.

Jack's Answers

1. Name one thing that turns you on with unprecedented success.
Jill's mouth.

2. Quick! Look around you and name 3 ordinary items that could be used sexually.
A black Sharpie pen, which could be used for penetration; a blank CD, which could conceivably be fucked by someone with an extremely narrow cock; my laptop, which can be (and frequently is) used to view pornography.

3. Do you consider sex good even if you don't orgasm?
It depends on the sex. If the sex is good, lack of an orgasm won't necessarily make it bad.

4. If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what sexual position or act would you like to experience from the other side?
I suppose I would give doggy style a try.

5.Describe a sexual fantasy in 10 words or less.
Watching a two-woman show, then I get both women.

Bonus (optional): Pretend you're a doctor and a patient has come in with an "ache". What is your course of "treatment"?
Wherever the ache, it's a sure thing that I'll be using my "probe".

Jill's Answers

1. Name one thing that turns you on with unprecedented success.
Oral sex

2. Quick! Look around you and name 3 ordinary items that could be used sexually.
My hair brush would be good for spankings. My back massager could be used as a vibrator. The belt on Jack's bathrobe could double as a blindfold.

3. Do you consider sex good even if you don't orgasm?
Sometimes

4. If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what sexual position or act would you like to experience from the other side?
Having my cock sucked

5.Describe a sexual fantasy in 10 words or less.
Sex in a hot tub while many attractive people watch

Bonus (optional): Pretend you're a doctor and a patient has come in with an "ache". What is your course of "treatment"?
Kisses make everything better...