Monday, April 26, 2010

TMI Tuesday - Last Week's Edition (Again)

For the past couple weeks, it appears that the list of TMI Tuesday questions have been posted on Tuesday, and not Monday as has frequently been the case. Because we were out of town last week and therefore unable to post our answers to the corresponding set of questions, we are going to post last week's questions this week. Then, if new questions are posted later today, we might end up posting again tomorrow.

Here goes:

Jack's Answers:

1. Commando: Sexy or disgusting? Do you have a "best" commando story?

When it's a woman in a skirt going commando? Very sexy. When it's a guy in tight pants going commando? Kind of disgusting, but I try not to stare. When it's me in jeans going commando (for whatever reason) it's pretty painful. My best commando story might be the time Jill "forgot" to wear panties to a work function, and informed me of this fact just as we arrived.

2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too much?

Nope.

3. Oral sex: Good if you are getting? Good is [sic] you are giving? Equally ewwwww?

Ewwwww? Who the hell thinks oral sex is "ewwwww?" Are you serious?

4. Orgasm: Is one per night enough or does the first one just get your motor running?

I can probably be satisfied with one if I have to, but I'd much rather have three or four.

5. Morning sex: "Oh hell yes!", "Well if I have, too. [sic]" or "Just get in the shower and go to work."

Hard to say, based on those choices. I'm always game for morning sex, even if it's a work morning and I've overslept. However, I'm extremely self-conscious first thing in the morning, and would ideally make a quick sortie to the restroom to wash up and brush my teeth before engaging in any intimate activities.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had anonymous sex? Have you ever had an orgasm without at least knowing your partner's last name?

Yes and yes.

Jill's Answers:

1. Commando: Sexy or disgusting? Do you have a "best" commando story?

For a girl, it's sexy. For a guy it's kind of disgusting. I guess it's just an issue of skirt versus pants. Just having your balls rubbing up against your pants, with no underwear, kind of grosses me out for some reason. As for my best commando story, when Jack and I were first dating I decided to go without panties on a dinner date. I think it was the first time I'd ever gone commando, and it was really sexy to be "out in the open" like that. (I was wearing a skirt, obviously.)

2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too much?

No, unless you're on a time constraint.

3. Oral sex: Good if you are getting? Good is [sic] you are giving? Equally ewwwww?

Equally good, whether giving or getting!

4. Orgasm: Is one per night enough or does the first one just get your motor running?

I like to have more than one a night, but I'll take whatever I can get.

5. Morning sex: "Oh hell yes!", "Well if I have, too. [sic]" or "Just get in the shower and go to work."

Oh hell yes!

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had anonymous sex? Have you ever had an orgasm without at least knowing your partner's last name?

I've alway known the other person's first name at the very least.

1 comment:

viemoira said...

Great answers! I was not thrilled with the celeb edition much either...

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