TMI Tuesday: November 6, 2012 - Movember

During November each year, Movember is responsible for the sprouting of moustaches on thousands of men’s faces around the world. With their Mo’s, these men raise vital awareness and funds for men’s health issues, specifically prostate and testicular cancer initiatives.

Please participate in TMI Tuesday the next three Tuesdays–Nov. 6, 13 and 20 to help us raise awareness about Prostate Cancer. Come get anal as the questions will be prostate related.

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This week the questions, from heelsnstocking.blogspot.com, have a moustache theme and a request for you to join in, even if it’s just a little self checking.

Jack's Answers

1. Ladies…Have you ever kissed a man with a moustache?

Gentlemen… Have you ever had a moustache?

Did you like it?

As a gentleman (okay, maybe not a gentleman, but a man), I take exception to this question.  For the record, I have kissed a man with a moustache - just my father, but still - and I suspect that a lot of other dudes who take part in TMI Tuesday have kissed men with moustaches, in a sexual fashion or otherwise.  However, since that was not the question that was asked of me, I'll answer the one that was.  Yes, I have had a moustache, though only as part of a van dyke, and not on its own.  As for whether I liked it, sure.  I don't currently have one, though, so that might tell you something.

By "van dyke" I'm referring to the beard-and-moustache combo, not these guys.

2. The say ‘putting on the beared’ means going down on a lady with a full bush. Do you prefer a bearded, trimmed or bald pussy?
Putting on the beard, huh?  I can honestly say that I've never heard that expression.  Normally when I want to refer to going down on someone, I simply say "going down".  In the event that my meaning can be misconstrued for, say, use of an elevator, I have been known to favor the less ambiguous "eating pussy".  I've never been a fan of "eating out", because it sounds too much like going to a restaurant for dinner.  Anyway, I hate to say that my preference is to go down on a completely-shaven pussy, because I fear that it makes me sound shallow.  It's not an issue of taste or even of cleanliness; it's simply easier.  I strive to do a good job where oral sex is concerned, and it's a bit easier when some gardening has occurred.

3. What’s your preferred style of ‘tashing on’? (snogging)
This question came close to breaking my brain.  While I've heard the expression "snogging", "tashing on" was a new one for me.  I did a Google search, which returned among other results the following, from Urban Dictionary:  "Local Geordie dialogue for getting off with, 'pulling' or 'Snogging' with another person".  Needless to say this didn't clarify anything.  I understood "snogging" to mean kissing, but decided to do a search in order to not sound completely out of my depth.  One site likened the term to what others call "making out", i.e. kissing, caressing, fondling, etc.  So essentially this question seems to be asking for my favorite way to make out.  I wanted to give an answer along the lines of "while bending Jill over the sofa and fucking her from behind".  While I do enjoy this sort of makeout session, it's not my favorite.  I tend to prefer one of those ridiculously-sexy standing-up-face-to-face snogs, complete with hands fumbling at belt buckles and shirt buttons.

4. When was the last time you cupped yours or anyone else’s testicles?

I've never cupped anyone else's, but I cup my own from time to time.  Not as often as a Major League Baseball player, certainly, but probably more than the average thirty-six-year-old who is aware of his testicles and has no cause to believe that they've run away.  Why do I do it?  I'm not sure.  For the record I don't do it in public as I'm pretty sure no one wants to see me "adjusting", but for instance if I've just gotten dressed and I want to make sure they're properly centered within my pants I might give them a little lift.

5. If you had a moustache what style would you be and why?

Images for styles here. 

I'd probably go with The Regent, as it's vaguely Harry Reems-ish. 

You know, the guy from Deep Throat.

Jill's Answers

1. Ladies…Have you ever kissed a man with a moustache?

Gentlemen… Have you ever had a moustache?

Did you like it?

Yes, I have kissed a man with a moustache.  It wasn't anyone I dated seriously, just a casual hookup.  I didn't like it because it just felt weird to me, plus it tickled too much when he went down on me.  I am not against the idea of kissing men with moustaches although it is not my preference.  Fortunately, Jack isn't very fond of having one, so it's never a concern.

2. The say ‘putting on the beared’ means going down on a lady with a full bush. Do you prefer a bearded, trimmed or bald pussy?

I prefered to shave or wax my pussy.  I like it completely smooth.  It doesn't really matter to me from an aesthetic perspective since I am generally unable to see it, but a totally bald pussy really feels great on my fingers when I am masturbating.  Plus, even though I can't imagine Jack doing a bad job eating pussy under any circumstances, I'm sure that he does his best work when there's no hair to get in the way.  With that in mind, why wouldn't I keep it hairless?

Not the kind of hairless pussy I meant.

3. What’s your preferred style of ‘tashing on’? (snogging)

I'm not sure if this just means kissing, or if it means heavy petting type activities as well.  But I like slow, gentle kissing that eventually turns very hot and heavy.  I love kisses that trail all over my body, especially when they land on my neck, stomach, and pussy.

4. When was the last time you cupped yours or anyone else’s testicles?

I cupped Jack's last night, and I plan to do it again tonight after this is posted.  Also, does "cup" mean "suck"?

5. If you had a moustache what style would you be and why?

Images for styles here.

If I was going to have a moustache, I would definitely have a handlebar moustache.  If you're going to have one, you may as well go big, and given that Jack likes to pull my hair when he's fucking me from behind, a long handlebar moustache would give him some options.

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