Friday, December 21, 2012

Formspring Friday: The Season For Giving


Do you guys give each other naughty presents over the holidays? Do practical items like new socks make it under the Christmas tree? 

(Submitted by Pagan Princess)

We do exchange naughty Christmas presents.  Well, that's not entirely true.  Jack frequently buys me naughty things for Christmas.  But if I'm going to buy him a sexy gift it's usually something for me, such as lingerie, which Jack will then get to enjoy.  I don't usually buy sexy gifts that are actually for Jack.  For instance, I've never bought him a cock ring or a Fleshlight, or sexy underwear.

Festive, but he'd never wear it.

Typical naughty gifts from Jack include erotic anthologies and toys.  Most clothing, including lingerie and shoes, we typically pick out together.  While Jack knows what he likes, and what he'd like to see me in, he's aware that something he likes might not necessarily make me feel sexy.  Plus he gets very horny after a day spent lingerie-shopping with me.

In 2006 Jack considered getting us a swing for Christmas, ideally something that could be attached to our bedroom doorway.  However, he didn't really know enough about them, and of the handful of friends with whom we discuss sex, none were knowledgeable enough to help him make an informed decision about which swing to buy.  He ended up not getting one, which was probably for the best.  Instead he got me my Eroscillator and our Liberator Throe.  We've gotten more use out of each of those than I suspect we ever would have gotten out of a swing.

This year, we ordered a few items from EdenFantasys, including the Hitachi Magic Wand that we've both been enjoying, and an nJoy Pure Plug which hasn't actually been used yet.  We will actually wrap those items and put them under the Christmas tree, then unwrap them on Christmas morning (not in front of mixed company, obviously), or else late on Christmas Eve after our daughter has gone to sleep.

In case you're wondering, this year I'm asking Santa for this guy.



There will be some of this...

...and a whole lot of this...

...and maybe even some of this.

- Jill

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2 comments:

Cougar in Training said...

Seems like a fun tradition! One of these years I hope to have someone to buy a naughty gift for on Christmas...

cammies on the floor said...

My husband and I swore every year we would just buy one item (okay, so it's because of me that the number had to be inserted) for us. It often ends up being for me, but he loves to partake in my pleasure, so it's good. Some years we can actually make it to only one a year, others...not so much.

The last toy we purchased was a vibrating cock ring we've been looking at, and it was 50% off. So thrilled!'Course, now that means that we can get another one, right?

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