Friday, February 10, 2012
Formspring Friday: No Fucking Way
Is there anything that you won't do sexually? Other than kids and animals...at least I'm hoping that's part of your answer! But I'm looking for something that's more mainstream that you won't do. And why?
First off, we would like to state emphatically that neither of us is interested in kids or animals, even on a fantasy level. Both are unable to consent to sex, and it is for this reason that, even if we didn't find the thought of fucking either a child or an animal absolutely repellent, we would still abstain from doing so.
Beyond these two activities, there are only a few things within the sexual realm that we have absolutely ruled out doing. Since none of these things are illegal or otherwise involve absence of consent, we don't judge anyone who enjoys these things in the slightest. They're just not for us.
None of these things are particularly mainstream, however. We actually can't think of much in the way of so-called mainstream sex that we would absolutely never try, or at the very least consider. Fisting? Of course. Group sex? Absolutely. Anal? Definitely. Exhibitionism/Voyeurism? Two of our absolute favorite things ever.
The first two things that immediately came to mind when we read the question are watersports and coprophilia. As parents, we would seem awfully hypocritical if we made a face everytime we changed a diaper - hey, we're only human - but then incorporated pee and poop into our bedroom activities.
Two other things that we're pretty sure we'll never try are breath play and electrostimulation. Regarding the former, we've both experienced near drownings, and are far too conscious of our airways. The thought of elective electrocution doesn't appeal either; in both cases, the risks of these activities far outweigh the perceived benefits; in other words, if either of these things were something we just had to try, we might take the risk. As they're not, we won't.
There are other things that we aren't against the idea of trying but for one reason or another we'll probably never around to. Both anal fisting and double penetration (anal and vaginal as opposed to vaginal and oral) seem unlikely due to the logistics and mechanics involved. Also, things like Jill-to-Jack pegging and Jack having sex with a guy will probably never happen, as they don't turn Jill on in the least. This is fortunate as Jack isn't particularly interested in making either one of these happen anyway.
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4 comments:
Electrostim is my secretly desired kink! I never think about it except when I read about it, and then I want to try it so badly!
I'm just wondering what exactly mainstream sex is.. Can we define that? Really.. I'm quite sure J&J have been there and done that time and time again.. if theres such a thing.
As for the electrastim.. it's actually pretty nice. And as far as I can tell, safe. In the right hands ofcourse. I'm a dabbler of sorts, and have nothing but praise for a little shock therapy. =)
I wish I was as sexually open as you both are. My past is a big factor as to why I hesitate and am uncomfortable with certain things. I admire you both and hope to learn more by reading your blog.
I had to look up "pegging." I'm such a newbie... It's safe to say everything you listed will probably never happen here. Well, maybe the breath play, since I kind of do that automatically when I have an orgasm, but no choking or stuff like that...
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