TMI Tuesday - Classic Edition

As with last week, we're recycling an old batch of TMI Tuesday questions, this one from July 25, 2006.

Jack's Answers:

1. Have you ever called in sick to have sex?
I'm sure I have; however, I was much more likely to call in late, as in "I'm running a little late because I am dropping my mid-afternoon fuck off at school or her parents' house", mainly when I was in college, worked part-time, and had already blown off school to have sex.

2. Do you feel "entitled" to sex when you are in a relationship?
Yes. I don't feel entitled to it all the time, but I have always enjoyed the fact that, when in a relationship, I am getting sex on a more or less regular basis.

3. Have you ever dated/married purely for money?
No, and I can say with 100% certainty that no one ever dated me purely for money.

4. Have you ever, of your own free will, had sex with someone you didn't really want to? Why?
Duh. Of course I have. Why? Because it usually beats going home alone and masturbating.

5. Name three words that:
a) get you excited
"Benefits". Not a sexy word in and of itself, but I'll admit to having "friends with" precede it for so many years that I now think of it in a completely different way than the average English speaker.
b) make you squirm
"Vasectomy." I trust no explanation is needed.
c) make you laugh
"Obeliscolychny." It's a fancy word for lighthouse, usually followed by "building". Hey, why not shave a couple syllables off of that monster and just say "lighthouse"?

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had sex with a relative (cousin, inlaw...)?
Does my wife count as a relative?

Jill's Answers:

1. Have you ever called in sick to have sex?
Yes. I once met a boyfriend for a booty call at a hotel that happened to be a block away from work.

2. Do you feel "entitled" to sex when you are in a relationship?
Hell yeah! What's the point of being in a relationship if you don't get all the benefits?

3. Have you ever dated/married purely for money?
No.

4. Have you ever, of your own free will, had sex with someone you didn't really want to? Why?
Yes, because I was horny.

5. Name three words that:
a) get you excited
"Titties." I'm such a guy, but you say "titties," I get excited.
b) make you squirm
"Saliva." Saliva itself tends to gross me out, and so does the sound of the word.
c) make you laugh
"Penis." It's a funny word.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had sex with a relative (cousin, inlaw...)?
No!