Five Things That Turned ME On This Week

Jill did it, so why can't I?

1. Visiting with friends this weekend, I was surprised - pleasantly, but surprised nonetheless - to receive a kiss on the lips from a female friend who usually kisses me on the cheek.

2. I came home one day to find Jill in the bathtub. She was submerged up to her breasts, her relaxed nipples barely breaking the surface of the water. Her feet were up on the edge of the tub, and she was reading an erotic short story collection. Though I was tempted to join her, I waited patiently for her to finish her bath before taking her to bed.

3. I heard Luscious Jackson's 1996 single "Naked Eye" on the radio for the first time in several years. This song has always reminded me of sex, although in spite of the title there is nothing overtly sexual about it. I'm guessing it's because, when the song was new, I had sex with it playing in the background, and the association stuck.

4. On Friday night, we went to a bar and had drinks with a male friend of ours. Afterwards, Jill told me that she felt him touching her leg with his foot a few times. It was probably accidental, but their contact was prolonged enough for Jill to notice.

5. I found - but unfortunately accidentally deleted - a voicemail Jill left me. Unable to accurately transcribe it, I'll simply say that it was a detailed plan of what Jill wanted me to do to her when I got home from work that day. And yes, I complied.

-Jack