Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Five Things That Turned Me On This Week

1. I posted a photo to Half-Nekkid Thursday, and not only did I get some comments, but for the first time there was a comment posted from a woman. Guys will drool over anything, but getting a compliment from a woman is a major turn-on.

2. While stopped at a red light with Jack (who was driving), I put some lotion on my legs. After the light had turned green, Jack told me that the guy in the car next to us was mesmerized by what I was doing. Like a lot of women, I suffer from body image issues even though Jack constantly tells me I shouldn't. Therefore I find it so hot to know that I can occasionally turn another man's head.

3. On Monday, Jack told me that he got off to this story while he was home alone. I love the idea of him taking care of himself almost as much as I love watching him do it, and the fact that he got turned on by something I wrote (and something we experienced together) made it even more exciting.

4. At breakfast Sunday morning, Jack fed me a strawberry from his plate. The taste and feel of the succulent fruit on my lips, and the smell of his skin as he placed it into my mouth made me want to take him right to bed and have my way with him. Unfortunately it was several hours before that would be possible.

5. Yesterday morning a reader e-mailed me a very erotic story involving one of my favorite fantasies. I didn't have enough time to read it before leaving for work, but I gave it a quick glance, and the story was on my mind all day long.

Jill's Sex Quote of the Day: "'Natural' is a very dangerous word to use about sexuality ... Out society's notions of normality are completely fake and meta-trendy, since they rely on the changing standards of superstition, religion, Christianity and gender bias to define themselves. Americans, in particular, exhibit very childish reactions to sexual practice that are new to them, much like little kids who are offered a vegetable they haven't seen before: 'That's disgusting!' 'But darling, you haven't even tried it!' 'I don't care, I hate it, I hate it!'" (Susie Bright and Jill Posner, editors, Nothing But the Girl)

-Jill

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I quite enjoyed that list! Thanks for sharing it.

Mia Wallace

Anonymous said...

It's a wonderfully delicious list. I'm particularly interested in what you liked best on the reader's story. LOL. Thank you guys once again for making this deployment all the more bearable!

Jack and Jill said...

Thank you for reading it Mia! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Alfonso, where do I start? The story was just so naughty. You are welcome but I should be thanking you!

Jill

Kinkygal said...

Cool list! I hope you do more lists like these in the future. Yum, strawberries can be sexy if eaten properly. And that website is really cool, if I was twenty lbs lighter I would send them a picture.

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