Tuesday, October 9, 2012

TMI Tuesday: October 9, 2012 - Fuck Yeah It's Random


Hey, hey, hey, hey…Time to get random again on TMI Tuesday. Why? Because it is fun to know random stuff about you; it can reveal a lot about your personality.

Jack's Answers

1. Tell us about your sluttiest act ever.
I honestly don't know of anything that qualifies as particularly slutty.  I've had a lot of sex, but when I recall my past escapades, the word "slutty" doesn't exactly come to mind.  Make no mistake, I'm not ashamed of the label, and I'd wear it with pride if it actually fit.  But I don't think it does.  I'm kind of sad about that, really.  And that makes me think - what is "slutty", exactly?  Some people feel that if you've ever had non-procreative sex, you're a slut.  To this demographic, "slutty" is a pejorative best thrown at women in order to oppress them.  Sane and rational people, however, understand that such terms are not necessarily negative, and that they can be applied to both genders.  Sexual pleasure, after all, is a good thing.  We should all strive to be sluts, or at the very least to embrace a definition of the word that truly suits us.  

2. Have you ever played air-guitar. . .naked?
No.  I don't play air-guitar, clothed or otherwise.  However, if I did, I've got to believe that it would be more fun naked (because everything is more fun naked).
 

Including getting arrested!

3. To what song do you most like to play air-guitar either clothed or naked?
Once again, I don't play air-guitar.  It's not something that I see the point of doing.  Seriously, what is the purpose of pretending to play the guitar without actually having one in your hands?  I'm pretty sure that I've never - not one single time in my life - played air-guitar.  However, here's a bit of Jack trivia you might appreciate:  I learned to play acoustic guitar for the purpose of playing Bob Marley's "Redemption Song" in the hopes of getting laid in college.

4. Are you good in bed? Why?
Depends.  Am I good at sex?  Yes.  Am I good at sleeping?  No.  (Hey, the question didn't specify.)  I am good at sex because I enjoy it, and I do a good job transferring my own enjoyment onto my partner by seeing to her pleasure and ensuring that she's continually satisfied.  People who enjoy sex ideally have partners who do as well.  I consider myself not only a skilled lover, but a generous one as well, and it is a tremendous ego-boost to know that my partner has enjoyed herself.  Why am I bad at sleeping?  Mainly because I find it difficult to settle down and relax unless I have achieved everything I wanted to achieve in a given day.  This is pretty much impossible; I am very driven, and often expect far too much from myself, especially now that I am a parent.  Accordingly I often find myself limited to around four or five hours of sleep each night, or sometimes even less.

5. What FEELS Sexy to you–tactile sensation? (Leave sight and taste out of this)
Bare female flesh:  Thighs, breasts, hips.  Alternately I'd go with silk, as in my opinion this fabric is so soft and sensual and indeed so inextricably connected to sex that I find the feel of a silk handkerchief or necktie arousing.

Bonus: Write a six word autobiography.
Came from nothing; got it all.

Jill's Answers

1. Tell us about your sluttiest act ever.
I guess it depends on what you consider slutty.  I've fucked multiple guys within days of each other, but I don't think that's all that slutty.  I guess I'll go with the time that Jack fingered and fucked me at Power Exchange while other men slowly closed in on us and began to touch and grab me.  I felt kinda slutty when that happened.

2. Have you ever played air-guitar. . .naked?
No, I don't play air-guitar.  Maybe some air-drums, but never air-guitar.


Once in awhile I've been known to do air quotes.


3. To what song do you most like to play air-guitar either clothed or naked?
None.  I haven't changed my stance on air-guitar since the last question.  Although I do not play it, I will sometimes find myself drumming on the steering wheel of my car when I hear a song with a good beat.  "You Shook Me All Night Long", by AC/DC, will usually inspire a great air-drum solo.

4. Are you good in bed? Why?
Yes I am.  As far as the "why", I asked Jack and he said that I never leave him unsatisfied.  I have always made a point of ensuring that my partners have everything they want or need sexually.  I try to read their body language and interpret their moans, and then I use my hands and mouth (as well as my pussy as much as possible) to increase their pleasure.  I feel that, since I've been with Jack especially, I have pushed my boundaries in order to enhance our sexual experiences and our mutual sexual pleasure.

5. What FEELS Sexy to you–tactile sensation? (Leave sight and taste out of this)
Strong shoulders.  I love to rub my hands up and down Jack's strong arms, from his forearms up to his shoulders, while he is fucking me.  Of course, I love feeling his cock in my hand as well: The way it grows hard in my fingers, the way it throbs, the sensitive skin on the underside.  I love touching him when he is asleep, too.  He always wakes up aroused.  But his shoulders are almost indescribably hot.

Bonus: Write a six word autobiography.
Sexy wife who enjoys feeling loved.

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

11 comments:

Unknown said...

Air drums are ever so much more fun than air guitar!! Glad I'm not the only one who drums in traffic!

Happy TMI!

~Kazi xxx

Gemma Jones said...

I agree with Kazi. Air drums rock. The best song to air drum to is "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins

Twisted Angel said...

See we are so much alike in thought processes it is scary. Jill like you I have a thing for strong arms and shoulders. Gene definitely has those. I will have to send you a pic of him one day.. watching him do anything that requires him to say lift or move.. holy hell I get wet.

Virtual Sinner said...

"Air Drums"

You remind me that I have nervous hands. I always fidgeting with something: watch band, keys, binder clip. (You can imagine what it might be in bed at night.) One of the alternative is drumming with my fingers on the desktop. Sometimes there is a song in my head, sometimes I'm recalling the cadences of the marching bands I planed in. Tum-dee-dee, tum-dee-dee, tum.

Mrs. M said...

Great answers, y'all. You are both hot! Ps. I love air drums! Happy Tuesday.

Unknown said...

Loved it guys! and Jill I am with you - bodies sprung to my mind too... most people replied with clothing or fabrics, but nothing, nothing on earth is sexier than skin on skin! x Allys

Anonymous said...

@Jack:
3. Here's a little Hedone trivia. My favorite Bob Marley & The Wailers song is "Waiting In Vain"

(brb…gotta go pop that in the cd player)

Bonus: Nice! I am happy for you and love that you feel so satisfied with life.

@Jill:

heeheehee…air quotes

I love broad shoulders. That's the only thing I miss about KG.

Bonus: Ahh, that is beautiful.

-H

Anonymous said...

I love both your autobiographies.

AtiyaLuv said...

i so love both of your Bonus answer!! hawt!
Air Drums, i keep readin that, dunno what it is, although i am picturing myself naked air drumming...
go figure!!
Happy TMI!!
hugs and kisses!!

Aluv

BiLikesSciFi said...

Jack, I LOVE your autobiography. Brilliant.

I'm glad you two aren't a fan of air guitar. I never saw the point. (read: I was never good at it).

And Jill, I think that bring groped by strange men qualifies as slutty, for sure!

PaganPrincess said...

I always love reading you guys! I enjoyed both autobiographies, and particularly enjoyed your answer to number 5, Jill. Gotta love strong arms

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