TMI Tuesday: February 14, 2012 - Happy Valentine's Day

It’s the Half-naked-winged-man-in-his-undies-carrying-a-bow-and-arrow day.

After Thirtysomething was canceled, Timothy Busfield fell on hard times.

Whether you celebrate Valentine’s Day or think it’s a consumer-oriented, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance, just have yourself some fun by answering these TMI Tuesday questions.

Jack's Answers

1. Cupid is the god of desire, affection, and erotic love. As the myth goes, a person who is shot by Cupid’s arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire. On your behalf, who would you like Cupid to shoot?

Obviously I need no help from Cupid, but for the sake of this question I'll play along.  I would like Cupid to shoot a particular girl from high school who wouldn't give me the time of day.  I'd love to say that I'd spurn her advances as she did mine, but who am I kidding?  I'd fuck the fuck out of her.

2. Earlier in the evening you had dinner at the Fook Yue Chinese Restaurant. You are feeling quite amorous. You open a fortune cookie in the bedroom. Three fortunes appear:

1- “Your patience will be rewarded.”  What would you like that reward to be?

2- “Try something new.”  What is the something new you want to try?

3- ” ’tis better to give than receive.”  What would you like to give?

1. Another threesome.  I've been six months worth of patient.

2. I can't think of too many things that I want to expereince that I haven't yet.  I'd probably lean toward some sort of BDSM play, or perhaps a threesome with another guy, ideally the husband of Jill's college roommate, after whom she's lusted for years.

3. My favorite thing to give is an orgasm.  Whether orally, manually, or via penetrative sex, few things are as fulfilling as making somebody cum.

3. If you were to write a special Valentine message (e.g., card, letter, etc.) what is that message?

To Jill:  You are everything I've ever wanted and needed in my life.

4. Are you doing something special for Valentine’s day or is it just another day?

Valentine's Day has always been just another day to me.  Before I met Jill, when I happened to be in a relationship on Valentine's Day I had no problem playing along, even when I was just going through the motions.  I would gladly make dinner reservations, knowing that the meal would cost more than it did the night before.  I would buy roses, get dressed to the nines, and pull out all the stops to show a good time to the person I was with and, usually, have some sex.  But the truth is that if I love someone, I don't want to wait until Valentine's Day to make some ostentatious grand gesture of romance.  

5. You must give chocolate to your secret Valentine for Valentine’s Day. The chocolate is in the shape of your what?

It's got to be in the shape of my first dog, a small Yorkshire Terrier.  It was the cutest thing in the world, and I just know that my secret Valentine (okay, Jill - I don't have a secret Valentine) would love opening up a delicately-wrapped package containing a chocolate effigy of little Sparky.  Oh wait - I never owned a Yorkshire Terrier.  So maybe it can be in the shape of my cock.  Not the size, though.  That would require a lot of chocolate.

Bonus:

You can make your own valentine heart candy. What is your message? (Go to this link. Create your candy. Post the generated Valentine candy on your blog).

Jill's Answers

1. Cupid is the god of desire, affection, and erotic love. As the myth goes, a person who is shot by Cupid’s arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire. On your behalf, who would you like Cupid to shoot?

I would say Jack, but Cupid already shot him.  Maybe my movie star crush Mark Ruffalo?  Or one of the many bloggers and Twitter friends to whom I am attracted?

2. Earlier in the evening you had dinner at the Fook Yue Chinese Restaurant. You are feeling quite amorous. You open a fortune cookie in the bedroom. Three fortunes appear:

1- “Your patience will be rewarded.”  What would you like that reward to be?

2- “Try something new.”  What is the something new you want to try?

3- ” ’tis better to give than receive.”  What would you like to give?

1.  I would like my reward to be a day that's all about me from start to finish:  Sleeping in, full body massage, great food and drink, oral sex, fisting, and fucking.

2.  For "something new" I would pick moderate bondage (something a little more intense than handcuffs and spanking), soft swap including oral, and an MFM, which would be really hot.

3.  I would like to give head.  Bonus points if I get some in return.

3. If you were to write a special Valentine message (e.g., card, letter, etc.) what is that message?

I would write the following message to Jack:  "I love you more every day.  I can't imagine a life without you.  You are an amazing husband, best friend, and lover!  I wake up every single morning excited to spend the rest of my life with you!"

4. Are you doing something special for Valentine’s day or is it just another day?

We'll probably make a nice dinner or order in.  It's hard to go out with the baby and a lack of reliable babysitters.  Plus the crowds are ridiculous, and the prices are over the top just because it's Valentine's Day.  Hopefully we'll eat, put the baby down early, and enjoy each other.

5. You must give chocolate to your secret Valentine for Valentine’s Day. The chocolate is in the shape of your what?

Obviously my pussy.  Jack loves to eat me, and I love to be eaten.

Bonus:

You can make your own valentine heart candy. What is your message? (Go to this link. Create your candy. Post the generated Valentine candy on your blog).

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy Valentine's Day!