Sunday, March 4, 2012

Sunday Scoreboard: Week 5

If you're looking for our Sinful Sunday, it can be found here.

Sunday, February 26

In the afternoon, while the baby was napping, we went to bed with the intention of watching each other masturbate and then having sex.  I got off quickly, before Jack did, and then we had sex.  We came simultaneously, Jack exploding inside me.  As we lay in bed afterwards, Jack suggested that we look around FetLife for awhile.  We've had profiles for months but had never done anything with them.  We started by finding and adding people we already know from Twitter, and then Jack dozed off while I looked into local Munches.

Monday, February 27

I got off in the shower using the handheld showerhead.  After I'd gone to work, Jack planned to have some fun by himself while the baby was occupied.  He ended up waiting until she was asleep, then edged for thirty minutes before getting off.  Later in the afternoon he had two more.  When I got home I was in need of sex, but the baby woke up shortly after I arrived.  We took her to the park to play, then went to dinner.  We spent much of our outing tweeting dirty with hot online friends, and planned to have sex when we got home.  But I was feeling under the weather, with the first signs of a cold.  I ended up falling asleep while putting the baby down, and once Jack realized that sex was probably not happening, he got off while watching porn.  Hey, is this the first time Jack's had more orgasms than me in a single day?

Tuesday, February 28

I stayed home from work, and slept in.  I didn't have a shower orgasm this morning.  And while I was napping later in the afternoon, Jack wanted to cum.  Since the baby was awake and unlikely to stay occupied, he couldn't.  We were both horny, though I wasn't feeling up to sex.  That night, I sent jack to the grocery store to pick up a few things we needed, and while he was out I texted him a picture of my breasts.


Knowing that I wouldn't be able to take another day off of work, I ended up putting the baby down shortly after Jack returned, and I went to bed early.  And Jack, despite being horny, was exhausted. Neither of us got off today.  Tragic!

Wednesday, February 29

After my workout, I was looking forward to having an orgasm in the shower, but instead I found myself answering some emails on my laptop.  When I was done I perused some blogs and Tumblrs, and decided to get off on the couch instead.  It was exciting, and much-needed, but I ended up leaving a few minutes late for work.  Fortunately, I arrived on time.

Meanwhile, Jack tweeted that he would have an orgasm today.





The baby cooperated and everything, napping when he needed her to.  Unfortunately for him, he had too much to do, and ended up not getting himself off.  But when I walked in from work, I told him in no uncertain terms that I needed his cock in my mouth.  I started giving him head in the living room, but while the baby was still asleep we decided to take a shower together.  Jack shampooed my hair while I went down on him.  His hands were turning me on so much that I needed an orgasm as badly as I wanted to give him one.  I used one of my waterproof toys on my clit and came quickly, and then Jack did.  I took most of his cum down my throat, but he came a lot, and some of it got on my tits.  The best thing about getting dirty in the shower is that it's easy to get cleaned up.



Later that evening we needed to drop a few boxes off at our storage unit.  We left the baby with a sitter and put our stuff in storage, and then we had sex in the car.  Even though the storage facility was deserted, it was a huge turn-on to do it in a semi-public place.  Jack fingered me until I came, and then we got into the back seat and I rode him.  It's pretty rare for Jack to cum while I'm riding him, for whatever reason.  But he did cum, pretty hard.

We were expecting company on Thursday, so when we got home we cleaned the house.  We were up until one o'clock, and after the cleaning was done we took a shower together.  No actual sex occurred, but it was really hot to wash each other.

Thursday, March 1

The only orgasm for either of us today was the one I had in the shower.  Jack had a pretty busy afternoon, and our guests stayed much later than we thought they would.  After a quick cleanup, we both went to bed.  Jack said it was just as well that we skipped the sex, as I had apparently passed my cold onto him.

Friday, March 2

This morning, I had a meeting before work.  I didn't have an orgasm.  Neither did Jack, as he was still feeling sick, and the baby didn't nap at all during the day.  I fell asleep while putting the baby to bed, and when I woke up, Jack was somehow already asleep!  Seriously, he never goes to bed before midnight, certainly not on a Friday night.  However, I did salvage the evening with a vibrator-induced orgasm right beside him on the bed.  He must have been exhausted, because he didn't budge.

Saturday, March 3

The baby didn't nap during the day, so I put her down around seven pm.  Jack and I took a shower, and then ordered a pizza.  They told us it would arrive within forty minutes, but it was actually closer to twenty-five or thirty minutes.  We'd already started fooling around, and we were mid-blowjob when the doorbell rang.  Jack quickly got dressed and buzzed the guy into our building.  There was no chance that he actually heard us (we weren't making all that much noise anyway), but it reminded us of this incident.

We ate our pizza, then resumed what we were doing.  I blew Jack until he came in my mouth, and then it was my turn.  He went down on me and played with my G-spot, and I had lots and lots of orgasms.  Fingering and eating my pussy always arouses Jack, so even though I was completely satisfied, he wanted another orgasm.  I rolled over onto my stomach, arched my back, and let him take it.

6 comments:

OctavianEarth said...

What an amazing diary of hot events! Having a secret camera crew follow you two would make you both rich!

Anonymous said...

Now, I'm hot reading about all this. I agree with Octavia, you need a camera crew following you. I. Want. To. Watch. ;-)

BTW, is there a way to subscribe to the comments via email or is that option no longer available?

Amanda said...

The week started off slow, but ended with a BANG!!! Very nice! Hope you are both feeling better.

R.A. Buckley Writer said...

Still a pretty hot week, even if it was much tamer than previous ones in comparison. Great job.

both.hands.please said...

Gotta love your frisky ways J&J.. theres quite a bit of getting off in here. Your just desserts no doubt!

Anonymous said...

I love this ongoing feature. It's real world sex. Sometimes the real world interferes!! But it's still hot and delicious.

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