Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The 2nd Annual Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza: White Chocolate Macadamia Cookies

I know what you're thinking.  This is a sex blog, not a food blog.  Why are you posting a cookie recipe when what we really want is to read stories about sex clubs you've visited, and Jack's smart ass answers to Sunday Stealing questions?  Well the fact is, posting a cookie recipe is very appropriate for our blog, as cookies have always been tied into our sex life.  When we were first dating, Jack told me how much he liked freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies.  From then on, I made sure to keep balls of flash-frozen cookie dough in the freezer so that I could make him a plate of cookies whenever he wanted.  One night, when we'd finished having sex, I surprised him with some.  I think that was when he fell in love with me.

When Hedone told us about the 2nd Annual Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza, organized by Jz of A Reluctant Bitch, we knew we had to take part.  We'll happily choose cookies over cake or pie any day of the week.  With the exception of ice cream, cookies are our favorite dessert.  While Jack loves chocolate chip cookies, he doesn't care for white chocolate chip cookies at all.  That is, he didn't until he tried these white chocolate macadamia cookies.  They are so delicious that I am often asked to bring them to dinner parties and family functions.  In fact, we've been making them for Vincent Vega of Tales From Under Our Covers for years.

We will refrain from making a tasteless "batter" joke here.

Ingredients

2 sticks butter, melted
3/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup brown sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 eggs beaten
2 1/2 cups flour, unsifted
2 cups white chocolate (or white chocolate chips)
1 1/2 cups macadamia nuts, chopped (measure before chopping)

Mix the sugars into the melted butter.  Mix in the vanilla, baking soda, and salt.  Add the eggs and stir again.  Add the flour and mix thoroughly.

If you're using block white chocolate, chop it up into pieces roughly the size of chocolate chips.  You can do this in a food processor by cutting the chocolate in chunks and processing it with the steel blade.  If you're using white chocolate chips, just measure out 2 cups.

Measure out the whole macadamia nuts.  Chop them into pieces roughly the size of peas with a knife, or use your food processor and the steel blade.

Add the white chocolate and nuts to your bowl and mix thoroughly.

Drop the dough by teaspoons on an ungreased cookie sheet, 12 cookies to a standard-size sheet.  Bake at 350 degrees for 10-12 minutes or until nicely browned.

Let the cookies cool for two minutes, then remove them from the baking sheet and transfer them to a wire rack to finish cooling.




Here's a list of all the bloggers who participated this year!

Aisha
Alice
Ally
Another Suburban Mom
Ashly Star
Beau
Beth
Conina
Elysia
greengirl
Hedone
His wyld rose
Infidelity Chronicles
Jz
Kirsti
Krissy
lil
Linda Long
Little Monkey
Lola!
Mijena
mouse
Naughty Kitty
nilla
ponderouspet
ronnie
Rose
Ryan
Sara
selkie (her recipe here, her blog here)
Sephani Page
Serenity
shadesofblue
strivingforpeace
sin
Tempting Sweets
The Missus
undercovermetamorphosis
Viemoira

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I have sex with Jill can I get some chocolate macadamia cookies?

BTW...I did not refrain from thinking of a tasteless batter joke upon seeing that tasty photo of one sexy baker. Yummy!

-H
Ginger Cookies

Cougar in Training said...

Those sound delicious...and the bonus picture! Love it!!!

Vincent Vega said...

I'll go on record as saying those are DAMN good cookies!

Vincent Vega said...

I'll go on record as saying those are DAMN good cookies!

mouse said...

Yummmmmmy!

Sigh...mouse is NEVER going to stop baking...

Hugs,
mouse

Anonymous said...

Those look SO good! I'm definitely going to make them.

Mia Wallace said...

I'm pretty sure I'd fall in love with you if you served me warm, fresh from the oven cookies after sex. In fact, just the possibility has me smitten already!

Ashly Star said...

I love white chocolate macadamia nut cookies! They're one of my favorites and I just realized I've never once made myself any, lol. Thanks for sharing the recipe and the yummy picture. ;)

Sara said...

OH Yum!!! Sara

Elysia said...

My husband will love these, Macadamia nuts are his favorite, and I've never made any cookies with them. I love the idea of freezing the dough and baking some fresh after a rendezvous in bed! Thanks for the recipe and the idea.
It's these little things I add to our relationship, that makes him happy that I blog!
Happy Holidays, Elysia

Drenchxoxo said...

#1 favorite nut in the world!

Jz said...

These look wonderful.
It's undoubtedly the apron that adds that certain "I don't know what"!
;-)

Thanks for playing along!

Katie Archer said...

yummy..love the photo :)

ronnie said...

Yummy. Thanks.

Love4,
Ronnie
xx

viemoira said...

I am enjoying the phitis of you much more then the cookies! Both look very nom nom. :)
~viemoira

Rose said...

They look delicious!

Anonymous said...

I love the story of you baking cookies for Jack. Love this recipe. I'll definitely make it and keep a frozen roll in my freezer. ;-) Thanks!

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