Monday, October 3, 2011

Dirty Haiku #2

Dirty Haiku #1 was posted in April 2010. Originally intended to be an ongoing feature detailing various episodes of my sexual life, the Dirty Haiku series was curtailed by a sort of blogger's malaise that set in once our daughter was born, resulting in a mere nine entries before we ceased blogging in July. I've always liked haiku, as they are pretty simple if you follow the five/seven/five pattern, and what sort of primate can't do that? Of course, haiku are supposed to relate to nature, though I prefer writing about other topics. Notably, various episodes of my sexual life. Anyway, without further ado:

Jack at Eighteen

After our night class
We parked, did what you'd expect,
And I drove her back

3 comments:

Tantra Flower said...

Wonderful! I adore haiku as well. Oh heck with the nature theme. You have the 5-7-5 right so I say have fun with the rest. I've posted a few on my blog, too. It's been a long time. Thanks again for another enjoyable post. :)

Tame said...

Love thiw. I've never written any haiku - maybe I should, I'm a primate too so should be able to manage it:-)

1ManView said...

Nice Haiku, it went straight to the point...

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