Tuesday, May 25, 2010

TMI Tuesday - Classic Edition

By now, you know the drill. Here's this week's list of questions, right out of the TMI Tuesday archives:

Jack's Answers

1. Have you ever had sex at someone else's house during a party? Details?
Yes. In the mid-nineties I had sex with an ex-girlfriend at a party at the home of a friend of hers. Though we'd gone to the party together we weren't dating at the time. Dressed very alluringly, she invited me into the bathroom for a quick bang; I hiked up her skirt, pulled down her panties, and bent her over the sink. In that position, I had a nice view of her ass, as well as her face in the mirror as she climaxed. Some of my favorite one-night stands (or one-hour stands) were party hookups that never even left the venue. Like the aforementioned incident, most of these occurred in my early twenties, in questionable states of sobriety. The women involved, and most of the specific details of these encounters, are long forgotten, but I can definitely say that I was a better lover then than I am now. Hey, I'm old.

2. Ever tried to replay the famous scene from From Here to Eternity? How was it?
The making-out-on-the-beach scene? Can't say that I have.

3. Do you like pain during sex?
Not even a little bit.

4. On a scale from 1-10, how promiscuous were you during your college years (whether you went or not)?
I don't know. Five, maybe? I was pretty promiscuous, though I wasn't some lothario type, with a different bed partner every night, but I had more casual sex during my college years than I could have expected.

5. At what age do you think men and women reach their sexual peak? Do you think you have hit yours yet?
Oh yeah, mine came and went. See my answer to #1.

Bonus (as in optional): Do any of your ex's have naked photos or movies of you still?
Not that I'm aware of; if so, I've yet to come across them on the internet.

Jill's Answers

1. Have you ever had sex at someone else's house during a party? Details?
Not full-on sex, but I did a lot of fooling around in bathrooms.

2. Ever tried to replay the famous scene from From Here to Eternity? How was it?
I've made out on the beach before. It was great. I got my boobies felt up too. That was after we'd snuck away from the bonfire and took a walk on the beach. Fun!

3. Do you like pain during sex?
No. I like intense orgasms, like intense to the point that you can't stand it, but not real pain.

4. On a scale from 1-10, how promiscuous were you during your college years (whether you went or not)?
I'd say about a five.

5. At what age do you think men and women reach their sexual peak? Do you think you have hit yours yet?
Guys? Probably in their twenties. Women, I'd say their forties, because I don't think I've reached mine yet.

Bonus (as in optional): Do any of your ex's have naked photos or movies of you still?
Probably not exes, but I'm sure someone does. I was a notorious webcam ho in my twenties.

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