Thursday, December 31, 2009

2009 in Review, or 5 Things That Turned Us On This Year

Jack's List:

1. Occasional fondly-remembered webcam fun with our friends Vincent Vega and Mia Wallace early in the year.

2. With her pregnancy, Jill's breasts have increased in size from plump-but-modest to mammoth.

3. Jessica Biel's nude scenes in Powder Blue. What can I say? I've been waiting for her to disrobe on camera for years.

4. Porn and Pizza Rolls may not have the same ring as Porn and Pizza, but as of now it's the closest we've come to resuming our 2006 party series.

5. Performing for a male friend of ours was really exciting, moreso than I had expected. Obviously being naked and erect in the same room as another man but not another woman isn't really my preferred exhibitionism scenario, but both Jill and I found the situation hot. (Story is forthcoming. Hopefully.)

Jill's List:

1. While watching porn with Jack and a male friend at one of our post-Christmas Porn and Pizza Roll parties (see Jack's #4, above), I experienced a sudden and overwhelming urge to have an orgasm. I discretely excused myself to the bathroom and had one of the most intense self-induced orgasms I can remember. Our male friend's wife was at work, or I might have thrown caution to the wind right there on their sofa.

2. Visiting an adult video or toy store is always fun, but visiting several of them with open-minded close friends is even more fun!

3. For Christmas, Jack bought me Peep Show: Tales of Voyeurs and Exhibitionists, an erotic anthology edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel. I haven't read it yet, but I'm excited about it. Hopefully it's as hot as Caught Looking and Hide and Seek.

4. The Hummingbird Jack bought me at Babeland. In the three days since I got it, it's provided us with hours of fun, and me with many great orgasms.

5. On her podcast Open Source Sex, Violet Blue read a story called Shift Change by an author named Emerald. It's from Best Women's Erotica 2010, and if the story is representative of the book as a whole, it must be the best volume yet. We listened to Shift Change on Christmas Eve, on the same stretch of highway where we listened to Central Registry several months before. Very sexy and exciting!

Happy New Year!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I hope we can hear more about this porn and pizza rolls party. Did it go the same as previous parties or did this one get into more interesting behavior? If we cant be there we want to hear about it ;)

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