Wednesday, February 11, 2009

You've Got to be Shitting Me


A woman from Houston Texas has had her breasts declared the biggest in the world. From the UK's Daily Star:

SHEYLA Hershey’s massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world’s biggest boob job.

The 28-year-old American housewife and model has undergone nine ops to get her amazing figure.

And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care.

Sheyla, from Houston, Texas, said: “To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about.”

She had to go to Brazil for her last op after US doctors refused to carry out any more surgery on her Now Sheyla is in the record books for having the largest breast implants ever.

Her British ex-boyfriend started paying for her plastic surgery, but she left him after he begged her to stop.

She said: “I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream.”

Sheyla appears on The World’s Most Enhanced Woman And Me, next Wednesday on C4, at 10pm.
You read that right: Her breasts are in danger of exploding. Exploding. Normal breasts should not, and under ideal circumstances do not, explode. If a doctor tells you that your breasts are in danger of exploding, it's probably safe to say you've made some bad decisions.

Also, 38KKK? Those breasts seem awfully racist. Anyway, if you can't get enough of Ms. Hershey and her inflatable pool toys, her website can be found at www.sheylahershey.net.

Jack's Word of the Day: retrocopulation [ret-ro-cop-you-LAY-shun] (n.) sex from behind, or with the partners facing away from each other

"Watching two neighborhood dogs in the act of retrocopulation, I suddenly had the urge to approach my wife from behind."

-Jack

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's gross. I've never been a fan of out of proportion stuff like that. Plus, she thinks it's great now, but ask her again in 10 years when she has back problems and permanent grooves in her shoulders from her bra straps...

Mia Wallace

Jack and Jill said...

Gross, definitely, and totally impractical. But I'm glad I'm not the only one who's thinking long-term, because she clearly wasn't. Obviously you always hear about the back problems people have when they are born with unusually large breasts, but why would someone deliberately give herself such problems?

I kind of feel sorry for her; she obviously has no sense of self-worth, and numerous boob jobs is the only way she can think of to add perceived value to herself.

-Jack

Unknown said...

Personally, I'm an ass and leg man but a sexy pair of breasts are always a plus! K size is huge but KKK? that is too much for me. I like them large, but in proportion to the female figure. This woman obviously knows not her true worth and is willing to risk her life for a temporary "fix." Just wait until she is 50-60 years old and in real trouble.

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