Sunday, January 11, 2009

Christmas 2008: What I Got, Part 1

Jack always spoils me at Christmas. (It's mutual, of course.) Some years he surprises me with a sexy gift or two. In 2006, he got me my wonderful Eroscillator and a Liberator Throe. Both were fantastic and appreciated gifts that opened new doors to amazing sex for both Jack and I.

This year, however, he really spoiled me. As I said in my October 30th entry, Jack got me a couple new toys as a sort of pre-Halloween present. They're still going strong, so I really didn't need anything new. But leave it to Jack to come up with an innovative and exciting gift - books, porn, and other fun stuff - to spice things up in (and out of) the bedroom.

Here's a group shot of all the gifts:


As you can see, it's quite an assortment of goodies! I thought I had been very nice all year, but Jack told me that he got me a few extra things as a reward for being naughty.

First up is "Sexy Secrets: The Game of Intimate Confessions".


The box describes it as "A Lively Conversation Game for Two or More Mature Adults." Obviously neither of us need any extra incentive or prompting to talk about sex, but it seems like fun, and since Jack got it on clearance from a local store that was closing down, the price was probably right. The game includes a huge deck of cards, with questions for men on one side, and women on the other. The questions include:

I would have a lot more sex if it wasn't for ___.
The last time I looked at porn on the internet was ___.
My mate would kill me if she knew that one time I ___.
The first person who tried to explain sex to me in detail was ___.
What I remember the most about my first time is ___.
If I were to describe male sexual equipment in a single word, it would be ___.
If my mate wanted to make a video of our love making, I would probably ___.
The first time I saw two animals mating, I thought they were ___.
The most inappropriate place I have ever had sex is ___.
My most favorite sexual position is ___.

My most favorite? Isn't that like saying, "The position I like more better is ___"? Jack and I haven't played the game yet, other than browsing through the cards, but we can think of worse ways to spend an hour.

He also bought us some fun bedroom stuff from Suzie's Adult Superstore. The first item is a "Different Strokes" massage glove by Stormyleather. It's got fake fur on one side, and soft leather on the other. Inside is a pocket that will just fit a silver bullet type vibrator (although we haven't tried that yet).



The fake fur side feels wonderful on my thighs and breasts as I'm using a toy on myself. We haven't used the leather side too much, but it might be exciting to be spanked with.

The next item is a pretty standard leather blindfold with a velcro closure. It's by Spartacus. We've got a blindfold that we've used in the past, but it's just an airline sleep mask and it's getting pretty worn. So I'm glad that Jack bought us a new one!


Jack pointed out that, upside down, it looks like a miniature bra.


He also got us a pair of fuzzy "Love Cuffs". Like the blindfold, we already have a pair of handcuffs, but there's nothing sexy about them. I much prefer the feeling of a soft, fur-like fabric on my wrists to the feeling of cold metal. The cuffs are by a company called Golden Triangle, and they don't appear to have a website.


Years ago I had a pair of ben-wa balls. If you are unfamiliar with ben-wa balls, they are a pair of small weighted metal balls that are inserted for the purpose of sexual stimulation. I found that, while masturbating or having sex, the movement of the balls inside me greatly intensified the overall experience. I still own that pair of ben-wa balls, although they are in storage somewhere. I mentioned to Jack that I miss using them, and he surprised me with something similar.


This set of "solid seamless metal balls" is made by California Exotic Novelties and differs from my old set of ben-wa balls in that there are four, they are a bit smaller, and they are connected by a string with a ring for easy removal. This led Jack and I to assume that they are designed for back-door fun. As it turns out, they work just fine vaginally as well.

I am more excited by visually stimulation than I am by any other kind of stimulation except for actual physical touch. In other words while I have a lot of fantasies that I love, and I do enjoy reading erotica, if I'm not having sex the quickest way for me to get off is probably by masturbating while watching something hot, usually porn. I'm pretty sure that my wholehearted and unabashed enjoyment of porn is one of the (many) reasons Jack married me. As a little extra, he burned a porn DVD and threw it in the gift bag with all of my new toys. We didn't take a picture of it, since it looks like any other blank DVD in a jewel case. But we've had fun watching it so far.

As you can see from the first picture, my Christmas goodies included a whole bunch of books. I'll tell you all about them in my next entry!

-Jill

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry for the lack of love lately. With everything on my plate, it's hard to feel sexy...

Mia Wallace

Jack and Jill said...

Are you kidding? You don't have anything to apologize for. Never forget that. The blog isn't going anywhere, and it will be here when things get easier.

-Jill

Jack and Jill said...

Jill's right. We know how tough things have been for you guys. We don't expect that reading this blog is going to be a high priority anytime soon. As Jill said, however, when things get easier we hope you'll enjoy getting caught up. But there is no need to apologize.

-Jack

Anonymous said...

Wow. I don't want to be nosy but I hope things get easier for you Mia and Vincent.

D650

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