31 Sexual Favors for her/him features 31 circular tokens promising a variety of sexual services that will leave your partner utterly satisfied. You could drop one in her purse or in his lunch as a hint of what’s to come later or to hint at what sexual delight you’d like to savor.
This TMI Tuesday let’s play our own 31 Sexual Favors. List 31 unique and exciting sexual activities or services you’d put on your very own tokens that are guaranteed to make you the favorite flavor of the week.
(Running short on time or kinky ideas? …at least list 10 sexual favors). Have fun my little sexies :)
Jack's Favors
1. Anal sex
2. At least half the time, thinking about you while I masturbate
3. Cumming inside you
Does this turn you on as much as it does me?
4. Edging while you put the baby to bed, and letting you reap the rewards
Yeah, that's what I initially thought "edging" referred to as well.
5. Fingering your clit
6. Fisting
It's much more pleasurable than this picture would have you believe.
7. Fulfilling the fantasy or fantasies of your choice
I might have a difficult time procuring the services of - or becoming - this guy.
8. Full body massage
9. G-spot play/orgasm
10. Giving oral sex
11. Having flowers delivered to work
12. Keeping the baby occupied so you can masturbate, sleep, take a bath, or anything else you need to do
13. Kissing you from head to toe
14. Making dinner
Or, you know, acquiring dinner in some other way.
15. Naked time
16. Oral sex until you can't stand it anymore
17. Pulling your hair during doggy style
Wait - what?
18. Reading erotica to you while you masturbate
19. Rimming you
20. Romantic getaway
21. Running your errands
22. Sexy bubble bath
23. Shampooing your hair, then brushing it
24. Shaving you
25. Surprising you with a new toy
Who wants to come use it with us?
26. Taking you for frozen yogurt, which seems to be your current obsession
This is not some kind of euphemism. I really mean frozen yogurt.
27. Talking dirty
28. Waking you with sex
29. Walking under the moonlight
30. Writing an erotic story for you
31. X-rated poetry
Jill's Favors
1. Afternoon Picnic
2. Breakfast in bed
3. Coming up with a new place to have sex
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
4. Flashing you in a public place
5. Full body massage complete with happy ending
This is what they're referring to, right?
6. Giving you my ass
I don't get it either, but Jack seems to enjoy it.
7. Skinny dipping
8. Handjob in the car
9. Kissing and/or licking anywhere on your body
10. Lapdance
11. Letting you cum anywhere you'd like
Including on the boobs of most of the people reading this.
12. Letting you sleep in
13. Lingerie shopping
14. Making and serving dinner and dessert naked
15. Making your fantasies come true
The Samus Aran Varia Suit was expensive, but worth every penny.
16. Movie theater handjob
Hopefully it won't be as creepy as when he did it.
17. Outdoor sex
18. Performing a hot striptease
19. Phone sex
Trust me, it's hotter than it looks.
20. Sexy photo shoot
21. Sharing a bubble bath
22. Skyping with sexy friends
23. Sucking your cock while you watch TV
24. Swallowing your cum
25. Texting sexy pictures
26. Threesome, of course
27. Wake-up blowjob
28. Walking on the beach
That was a date we'll never forget.
29. Washing you in shower
30. Weekend getaway
31. Writing you a love letter
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblogfrom your website!
13 comments:
Wow - you two must have so much fun. Love the photo choices in your post. Great fun
I want some Play-Doh...
Jack's 17 and Jill's 6. LMFAO!!!!
Thanks for a most entertaining post.
xxCatherine
agreed, the combination of 17 and 6 seems like a good way to go
What fabulous, thoughtful and sexy favors. I hope you don't mind me borrowing some token ideas and treating John to them.
the more lunatic, the better, i always say...well, not always, but i say it sometimes
it took me five years into my dating life before i realized that a toaster was for bread, not my little peter
the day we all saw the ending of Metroid, that he was a she, was the day i became a man, a nerd-man
Great answers, am definitely going to steal a few things for my list. Love the sweet little things as well like the frozen yogurt.
Both of your lists were full of great ideas, but the pictures scattered throughout really made the post! So funny! Thanks, guys!
@Jack:
3. I busted out laughing at the toaster graphic.
4. Oh how sweet, you'll do yard work so Jill can rest a little and enjoy the baby. (*smirk*)
5. Hello! I want that token or maybe I could help you out.
7. Ugh...I know she likes him but...um no. Stay Jack...Just Jack! :D
12. Oooh that'll get you major brownie points.
17. I laughed 'til it hurt.
23. That's super sweet.
25. Me! I love playdoh.
26. Damn, I thought I was her current obsession. :D
@Jill: That's a great shot of the Volkswagen van.
4. such a tart!
5. Hey, I have that same favor.
6. Lol...what ever Jack wants, jack gets.
11. Whose boobs are those? Jill? Oh my heavens...I want, I want! (nice curves)
14. After I posted my favors, I thought of this. KG would like that very much--you or me.
16. I love PeeWee Herman. Paul Reubens is a creative genius and really good actor.
28. So romantic.
Happy TMI Tuesday,
-H
I nearly died laughing at all the accompanying photos. Great post!! :D
~Kazi xxx
I liked the more specific point of looking after the baby, And of course flowers and reading are a nice touch.
I'll take the lapdance and striptease tokens spank you very much.
Wonderful favors from the both of you.
I love how this list has both sexy and incredibly sweet and romantic stuff on it! Makes it that much sexier =) Loved the pictures, too. They really made my day!
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