Friday, December 16, 2011

Formspring Friday: Addressing the Lack of Jack

Our disdain for Formspring is well known.  In November, a batch of TMI Tuesday questions led to us adding a Formspring widget to our blog.  It's still up, though the vast majority of the questions that we've been asked have been spam doled out by the likes of Funny or Die and Cheezburger Network.  We explained this in our late November post Formspring and Why it Sucks.  Soon after, our friend Cougar in Training advised us that we could block annoying question askers.  We immediately did that, and while our Formspring inbox has been remarkably free of random stupidity, we have also, miraculously received a handful of relevant (i.e. sexual) questions.

Since Flash Fiction Friday is on hiatus until after the holidays, I thought we'd switch things up temporarily with a new feature, Formspring Friday.  Here we will answer the questions we've been asked, one per week, for as long as we have any to answer.  If you'd like to ask a question, you can use the Formspring widget on the right-hand side of our blog.  And now, without further ado:

We see lots of pics of Jill on your blog and at OHNT...when do we get to see a picture of Jack? I'm not even asking for a cock shot (lets face it, that gets old), but some back, arms, butt... come on, give us something!

My first instinct is to mention that there have been glimpses of me in the past.  I have appeared in several of our previous OHNT pictures, generally doing something exciting to Jill.  I can also be seen in our Fun at the Park HNT installment from last month.  But you didn't ask for a glimpse, so I wouldn't say that.  

My second instinct is to be a bit cheeky and answer your question with something along the lines of "When I drop twenty pounds."  But I can't talk the talk if I'm not going to walk the walk; it would be quite unfair of me to put Jill on display if I'm not willing to follow her into the spotlight.  

I could probably stand to be in better shape.  But I'm real.  This is me.






Remember, if you want to ask us anything, that's why we have a Formspring account.  We like sexy questions.

-Jack

10 comments:

someonesmissus said...

Nice butt!!

V said...

Well how interesting....the very question I had considered posing myself! Looks pretty great to me, Jack ;) Your "I could stand to be in better shape" comment applies to pretty much everyone I know or have ever met, so here's to "normal" and "real" which I'd take over "perfect" every time!

Cougar in Training said...

Great picture! So nice to finally see you and have proof that you're not a bot!
I agree with your thoughts on Formspring. While I have been getting some questions lately, they're from the same people and its because I'm begging for them. Maybe now that we will start answering regularly, it will prompt more questions? We can only hope.

AHubbyof2SexualMinds said...

Great idea by you and Cougar. I'm stealing it as well for Friday. I get very few questions, the one I used today is like two months old. I was really thinking about taking down the widget until this came up.

Oh, nice picture, although to be honest, I think I prefer Jill's pictures Jack. Haha

Katie Archer said...

Thank you Jack for sharing...its nice to see, "glimpses" of both of you. Happy Blogging

barenakedlady said...

You know how I feel about your body. So, I'm very happy to see more of it :)

(PS: spectacular arse, btw)

xxJilly

Mia Wallace said...

That's a great picture!

We Formspringed too and are planning on answering regularly on the blog. Maybe if the 3 of us - you guys, Cougar and us - make it a regular feature, more people will use it to ask good, juicy questions.

Rachel said...

Yeah! "man tush" Thank you very much Jack. I love it.

better late than never said...

*drools* Love seeing you Jack.

Nerdy Wife and Funny Husband said...

I think I might be adding formspring to our blog. We'll see how it goes.

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