TMI Tuesday - Classic Edition

Again, from the archives:

Jack's Answers

1. Have you ever bought something to increase your sexual performance or enhance your attributes?
I really thought about this one. I've never purchased a cock ring, or some sort of dubious product that promises to add a few inches. I suppose one or more of the sex books we own, many of which I did purchase, could have been marketed as some sort of sex aid, even if that's not the primary reason for which I bought it. So I'm going to say no.

2. Do you talk to your parents about sex? Can you/will you talk to your children?
Parents: No! Dear God in Heaven, no! Under threat of the torture and dismemberment of those I hold dear, no, no, no! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Can you tell that this is something I'm very uncomfortable with? Children: Yeah, guess I'm going to have to.

3. Sex during pregnancy... great or ick?
As the lucky husband of an until-recently pregnant woman, I can honestly say it was about ten months of the best sex I've ever had.

4. What is the longest you've ever been celebate [sic] after having lost your virginity?
I think about eight months.

5. What is the best sex game you've ever played?
Probably some sort of playing card-based drinking game conducted with a mixed-gender group of twenty-somethings for the purpose of lowering inhibitions and, as a result, getting laid. I did that sort of thing on occasion during my college days.

Bonus: Who was the first person (names unneccessary [sic] ) you were ever naked in front of for sexual reasons?
A strange homeless man in my hometown's local park. Either that or the girl I lost my virginity to.

Jill's Answers

1. Have you ever bought something to increase your sexual performance or enhance your attributes?
Yes, I have quite a bit of lingerie, some of which definitely enhances my attributes. Also, I own a how-to-perform-fellatio videotape that I bought before I got really good.

2. Do you talk to your parents about sex? Can you/will you talk to your children?
Parents, not really. A recent off-handed remark my mother made about our sex life is probably the first time the subject of sex ever came up. Children, yes. If done right, I believe it may be amongst the most important conversations we ever have.

3. Sex during pregnancy... great or ick?
Definitely great! I was horny as hell.

4. What is the longest you've ever been celebate [sic] after having lost your virginity?
Probably a year.

5. What is the best sex game you've ever played?
I can't think of any. I guess our Porn and Pizza Parties don't really count, do they?

Bonus: Who was the first person (names unneccessary [sic] ) you were ever naked in front of for sexual reasons?
A guy I fooled around with on the beach in San Diego. He's the first guy who ever saw me naked, though I need to state for the record that he was not the first guy I had sex with.