TMI Tuesday - Classic Edition

By now, you know the drill. Here's this week's list of questions, right out of the TMI Tuesday archives:

Jack's Answers

1. Have you ever had sex at someone else's house during a party? Details?
Yes. In the mid-nineties I had sex with an ex-girlfriend at a party at the home of a friend of hers. Though we'd gone to the party together we weren't dating at the time. Dressed very alluringly, she invited me into the bathroom for a quick bang; I hiked up her skirt, pulled down her panties, and bent her over the sink. In that position, I had a nice view of her ass, as well as her face in the mirror as she climaxed. Some of my favorite one-night stands (or one-hour stands) were party hookups that never even left the venue. Like the aforementioned incident, most of these occurred in my early twenties, in questionable states of sobriety. The women involved, and most of the specific details of these encounters, are long forgotten, but I can definitely say that I was a better lover then than I am now. Hey, I'm old.

2. Ever tried to replay the famous scene from From Here to Eternity? How was it?
The making-out-on-the-beach scene? Can't say that I have.

3. Do you like pain during sex?
Not even a little bit.

4. On a scale from 1-10, how promiscuous were you during your college years (whether you went or not)?
I don't know. Five, maybe? I was pretty promiscuous, though I wasn't some lothario type, with a different bed partner every night, but I had more casual sex during my college years than I could have expected.

5. At what age do you think men and women reach their sexual peak? Do you think you have hit yours yet?
Oh yeah, mine came and went. See my answer to #1.

Bonus (as in optional): Do any of your ex's have naked photos or movies of you still?
Not that I'm aware of; if so, I've yet to come across them on the internet.

Jill's Answers

1. Have you ever had sex at someone else's house during a party? Details?
Not full-on sex, but I did a lot of fooling around in bathrooms.

2. Ever tried to replay the famous scene from From Here to Eternity? How was it?
I've made out on the beach before. It was great. I got my boobies felt up too. That was after we'd snuck away from the bonfire and took a walk on the beach. Fun!

3. Do you like pain during sex?
No. I like intense orgasms, like intense to the point that you can't stand it, but not real pain.

4. On a scale from 1-10, how promiscuous were you during your college years (whether you went or not)?
I'd say about a five.

5. At what age do you think men and women reach their sexual peak? Do you think you have hit yours yet?
Guys? Probably in their twenties. Women, I'd say their forties, because I don't think I've reached mine yet.

Bonus (as in optional): Do any of your ex's have naked photos or movies of you still?
Probably not exes, but I'm sure someone does. I was a notorious webcam ho in my twenties.

TMI Tuesday - Classic Edition

As in previous weeks, we're answering a previous set of TMI Tuesday questions, as no new set was posted this week. Here goes:

Jack's Answers:

1. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?
Probably experimentation, as we have more than enough foreplay, and as much romance as I can handle.

2. How often do you have "make up sex" after an arguement [sic]?
We don't argue much, really.

3. Have you ever been "caught" masturbating?
Yes, and as I've stated elsewhere in this blog, the less said about that, the better.

4. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
If ten is most comfy, then I am a ten. However, people that are around me when I'm naked may have a different answer.

5. The three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.
Adventurous, open-minded and sexy.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever called out the wrong name in bed?
No. I'm pretty good about keeping my mouth shut if I'm unsure.

Jill's Answers:

1. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?
Probably foreplay. We have plenty, but there's always room for more.

2. How often do you have "make up sex" after an arguement [sic]?
I don’t think we’ve ever had an argument. But if we ever do, we should have make up sex. Hey Jack, want to have an argument?

3. Have you ever been "caught" masturbating?
Yes.

4. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
Probably about an eight.

5. The three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.
Confident, kinky and virile.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever called out the wrong name in bed?

I don’t think so. I stick to “sweetie” and other I don’t think so. I stick to “sweetie” and other terms of endearment, just in case.

"Authorities said the sex toy wasn't illegal..."

Every once in awhile we come across an embarrassing news story about a woman who packs a sex toy in her luggage with the batteries still inside. Invariably the toy is activated in transit, the suitcase begins vibrating, and the airline baggage handlers call in a bomb squad who then open the suitcase and attempt to disarm a vibrating butt plug, Rabbit, Waterdancer, Bullet or other fun adult novelty, in the process unfolding all of the mortified traveler's neatly folded clothes. The local media reports on this occurrence with an unlikely straight-face, never once referring to the toy by its brand name.

I saw this story this morning, and from the headline I assumed it would be a similar account of a vibrator found in luggage. I was wrong. Check it out:

Sex Toy Sparks Bomb Scare, Evacuation At CHP

SOUTH LAKE TAHOE, Calif. (CBS13) ―

A California Highway Patrol substation in South Lake Tahoe was evacuated for hours over concerns that a man's personal sex toy may have actually been an explosive device.

Authorities said CHP officers pulled over 60-year-old Steven Ferrini on Highway 89 for a traffic violation and found methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia in his possession.

While searching Ferrini, authorities found him carrying a device with an on/off switch and a wire disappearing into his pants. When officers asked him about it, Ferrini told them it was a personal sex toy.

Ferrini was brought back to the CHP station with the device still inserted, and when he began telling officers about his knowledge of explosives, authorities began questioning the nature of the device.

The CHP office was evacuated as a precaution while the El Dorado County Sheriff's explosives team responded to the scene.

Explosives experts extracted the device from Ferrini and confirmed it was a sex toy and not dangerous.

Ferrini was arrested and booked on drug charges -- authorities said the sex toy wasn't illegal.

Well no shit, Sherlock. That's one of the reasons we live in California and not Alabama. Condolences to all of our readers from Alabama.

-Jack