TMI Tuesday - Masturbation Edition

Jack's Answers

1. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)?
Typically not very long. More often than not I'm alone and just want to get off, though when I've got some time I've been known to take awhile to reach my goal. As for what I'm thinking about, my fantasies are diverse in nature. During any given session I might be fantasizing about women I know and want to have sex with, woman I know and have had sex with, sex in public or with an audience, sex with multiple women, and even - gasp! - sex with my wife.

2. Have you ever been "caught" masturbating?
Yes indeed. And the less said about that, the better.

3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If 'yes' was it for your own purposes or for someone's viewing pleasure?
Yep. I'm doing it right now, in fact. At the moment it's for my own purposes, though I've done it many a time for the alleged viewing pleasure of someone watching on a webcam.

4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed?
I've never attended a group masturbation party, but I probably would if invited. In fact, our Porn and Pizza parties were born of a discussion about group masturbation parties.

5. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or?
When I come I usually stimulate myself without interruption. I'm all about the non-stop stimulation, whether it's during masturbation, oral sex or just about anything else.

6. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?
I did this a few times with a camcorder when I was a teenager. I liked the idea of being filmed more than, say, watching myself beat off afterwards. And since I was a minor at the time, these videos have long since been erased.

Bonus (as in optional): How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never.
Really fucking frequently.

Jill's Answers:

1. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)?
It depends on whether I'm alone or with Jack, and how long I have to spend on myself. If I am alone and trying to have an orgasm before I get to sleep I can probably do it in a few minutes. If I'm with Jack and my masturbation is part of our sex play I usually take much longer.

2. Have you ever been "caught" masturbating?
A few times. I know Jack enjoys walking in on me, but he's not the only one who's caught me playing with myself.

3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If 'yes' was it for your own purposes or for someone's viewing pleasure?
I have definitely done this, both for my own purposes (watching porn) and for someone's viewing pleasure (showing off on a webcam).

4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed?
No, but it sounds hot...

5. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or?
I usually stop stimulating myself and ride the waves of pleasure.

6. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?
I've never filmed myself, but Jack has filmed me.

Bonus (as in optional): How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never.
I use it pretty often. I find that I have to censor myself in certain aspects of my life including my professional life so when I'm around friends I tend to let loose with the profanity.

TMI Tuesday

Would you rather...

Jack's Answers

1. Ideal amount of sex per week?
I've always wanted to try daily sex - meaning with Jill. Masturbation is great, but it's not the sex I'm talking about. I'd like to think I'd be up for the challenge of daily sex for awhile, though I have no doubt that I'd peter out (no pun intended) before long. Considering Jill's sex drive (especially during the pregnancy), every two to three days sounds manageable.

2. Ever had an online affair?
Sure have, though not in quite a few years.

3. Are you a member of the mile high club?
Yes

4. Are you predjudice against any particular group of people?
Sure am! Users, liars and hypocrites, to name just three of many.

5. What constitutes bad sex?
Hmm...that's a tough one. I have bad sex so rarely - and indeed I haven't had it in years - that it's hard to say, exactly. There was a time when I might have said that sex is bad when it's with someone I feel nothing for, or actively dislike. In hindsight, while some sort of emotional connection can liven up dull sex, I can honestly say that I've had tons of great sex with people I didn't like. Now? Now I might say that sex is bad when you really don't want to have it, because from a man's perspective I can't think of much of anything that would make me write off sex as bad.

Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate?
We rarely answer the bonus question, as it's hard for us to regularly find time to answer the actual questions. But we felt we ought to answer this one, if only to quell whatever doubt is still out there. Yes, women can ejaculate! Do some research, put forth a little effort, and make it happen!

Jill's Answers:

1. Ideal amount of sex per week?
Whatever it takes for my partner and I to be satisfied.

2. Ever had an online affair?
Yes

3. Are you a member of the mile high club?
Yes

4. Are you predjudice against any particular group of people?
Not that I can think of.

5. What constitutes bad sex?
Unsatisfying, uncomfortable or otherwise unpleasant sex. Forced sex. Sex with someone who doesn't care whether you have an orgasm or even enjoy yourself. Sex that you have out of obligation or when you're just "going through the motions."

Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate?
Yes! I'm living proof!

TMI Tuesday - A Day Late

Would you rather...

Jack's Answers

1. Have eyes that always smile or a voice that makes people calm?
Hmm...Probably a voice that makes people calm. I imagine that it would be invaluable in times of crisis.

2. Have an affair and your partner catches you or your partner have an affair and you catch him/her?
Catch her, I guess. Obviously I'd rather Jill not have an affair, and if she did I don't think I'd want to catch her. But I can't imagine the embarrassment and guilt I'd feel if I was the one caught.

3. Have better sex or more money?
More money, without a doubt. I can't imagine better sex than what I'm having now.

4. Be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know the future?
Neither. But if I had to choose one, perhaps the mind-reading thing would come in handy. It's the "all the time" aspect that I don't like, incidentally.

5. Your partner have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else?
Have sex with someone else, definitely.

Jill's Answers

1. Have eyes that always smile or a voice that makes people calm?
I'm going to say eyes that always smile, since Jack tells me that my voice does make him calm.

2. Have an affair and your partner catches you or your partner have an affair and you catch him/her?
I'd rather catch Jack than be caught.

3. Have better sex or more money?
Better sex?

4. Be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know the future?
Always know the future.

5. Your partner have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else?
Have sex. No love though.

TMI Tuesday

Would you rather.....

Jack's Answers

1. A relaxing vacation or an adventurous trip?
Depends on the destination for each, and my mood. Were we staying at an all-expenses-paid resort, I don't see myself breaking a sweat to have adventures per se; a quiet and relaxing time would be ideal. On the other hand, I don't see myself traveling halfway around the world to have a relaxing vacation. Under that set of circumstances I think I'd want to leave the hotel and have an adventure or two.

2. Get a perfect nights sleep or have amazing sex?
Amazing sex.

3. Be intimate with the lights on or off?
Lights on, always.

4. Your S/O be a terrible kisser who could always make you orgasm or an amazing kisser who could never make you orgasm?
That's a tough one. I guess I would say an amazing kisser who could never make me orgasm. I love kissing, and I don't mind making myself come when necessary.

5. Date someone much younger or much older than you?
Much younger. I've dated quite a few women who were significantly older than me, but not so many who were significantly younger. If I had to choose one or the other, it would definitely be a younger woman.

Jill's Answers

1. A relaxing vacation or an adventurous trip?
An adventurous trip. We just returned from a relaxing vacation, and it was Heaven. We did manage to have a couple adventures, but it was wonderful to have literally nothing to do. For our next trip I'd love to do something more out of the ordinary.

2. Get a perfect nights sleep or have amazing sex?
Amazing sex!

3. Be intimate with the lights on or off?
With the lights on. Here's a true story. The first or second time Jack and I had sex, I had left the lights off. I think I was self-conscious about my body. He actually asked if we could leave them on, as he wanted to experience me with all of his senses.

4. Your S/O be a terrible kisser who could always make you orgasm or an amazing kisser who could never make you orgasm?
An amazing kisser who could never make me orgasm.

5. Date someone much younger or much older than you?
It depends how much younger or older. I'm actually right at the age where, say, fifteen or twenty years in either direction would be pretty hot. I'll just say twenty years younger, as a man at this age would be right around his sexual peak.