Happy Anniversary to Us! And Five Things That Turned Me On This Summer, Part 4 (Jill's List)

No, not our wedding anniversary, although we did celebrate one of those this summer. It's actually the one-year anniversary of this blog! That's right, one year ago we decided to share our dirtiest, stickiest fantasies as well as our exploits both in and out of the bedroom (but usually out of our clothes) with you! If you're a new reader, why not go into the archives and check out some of our older stories and such? They're pretty hot. Feel free to leave a comment or two. Your feedback turns us on.

With that out of the way, here's the final part in our four-part series of things that turned us on over the summer!

1. Coming twelve times over the course of one amazing August night is a record for me. But it's a record that I hope gets broken soon.

2. One hot afternoon I found myself lying on an inflatable pool chair, drifting across the water and soaking up the rays of the sun. As I listened to the silence, I found myself indulging in a fantasy about Jack, myself, and a male friend of ours. I was glad I was alone in the pool because I had to touch myself a little.

3. We watched a porn film called "Basic Elements." One scene involved a couple having sex on an airplane while a female flight attendant watched and masturbated. This scene reminded me of a long flight Jack and I took together. We didn't have sex in our seats, but we did just about everything else. I am really turned on by the idea of sex on a plane, in flight. In fact, I can't wait to read The Mile High Club: Plane Sex Stories, an anthology edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel, a favorite erotic writer of ours.

4. Speaking of Rachel Kramer Bussel, I re-read Hide and Seek: Erotic Stories over the summer. It was just as hot the second time. We are looking forward to the follow-up, Peep Show: Tales of Voyeurs and Exhibitionists, due out in November.

5. While having sex with Jack recently, we were watching an old homemade porn movie he'd shot some years ago, before we met. (Is that weird? I love watching him fucking an old girlfriend on TV while we fuck in real life, but I get the feeling that, in general, people would find this weird or inappropriate. Who cares, I guess - it's hot to me!) As Jack worked toward his orgasm, I started urging him onward, whispering, "Come for me...come for me." At the same time, his ex-girlfriend was doing the same thing on the television. It was almost as though we were competing for his orgasm.

And I'd just like to say again that doing the Rabbit Trick for a live audience was one of the most exciting things I've ever done. Having an audience can be so hot!

-Jill

TMI Tuesday

Jack's Answers

1. Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening?
Yes. As a young child - age ten and younger - I would frequently sleep over the homes of female friends. Hell, Jill and I sometimes sleep in the same bed without having sex. I guess that counts.

2. Have you ever streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
I once found myself in a hot tub without a towel handy. When it came time to get out, I just got out. What could I do? It's not like we weren't all naked in the hot tub anyway. On second thought, this might not count; I got the impression the question was referring to me being naked while everyone else was clothed.

3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions?
Yes. In my early twenties I would occasionally go out with one person on Friday night and a different person on Saturday night. Didn't happen every week, by any means; I was never that kind of guy. But that handful of times, I felt like a pimp.

4. What is the most "romantic" you have ever gotten in a movie theater?
Strictly manual stimulation. I've given it a few times, but was the recipient more often. Granted, I don't do this very often anymore, but in my more reckless days, I would look forward to a night at the movies, more for the possibility of a little semi-public hanky panky than for the movie itself. As a matter of fact, my first handjob occurred at a midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching?
Oh yeah! In fact, earlier this summer Jill and I performed for a male friend of ours, after about two years of him beating around the bush about it.

Jill's Answers

1. Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening?
Of course. Usually this happens (or used to happen) out of necessity. Sharing a hotel room, sharing a spare bed, etc. I can't remember the last time I found myself in bed with a man who wasn't Jack.

2. Have you ever streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
I'm not quite as much of an exhibitionist as Jack. Although in private I enjoy being naked, and although I fantasize about attending sex clubs, having sex in public, and other scenarios of this type, in reality I have self-esteem issues which inhibit me from prancing around naked. Don't get me wrong - I wish I didn't have these inhibitions. I would love nothing more. I can't think of any specific incident where I was naked at a gathering where everyone else was clothed, but I have gone skinny-dipping with a mixed group (guys and girls). That's the only thing that comes to mind right now.

3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions?
I'm pretty sure I never did this. In the past I only dated one guy at a time.

4. What is the most "romantic" you have ever gotten in a movie theater?
Not very! Of the men I have been involved with, Jack is probably the only one who would've been inclined to go beyond making out at a movie theater, and he's probably too afraid of arrest to try it now. I have, however, done plenty of fun things while in the car at a drive-in movie!

5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching?
I definitely have. In addition to the performance Jack mentioned, I once fooled around with a guy on the beach while people walked by, and I once had sex with a guy I was dating while his roommate watched us. The roommate was kind of participating. You can read about that time here. I have also been the non-participating adult watching.

Five Things That Turned Me On This Summer, Part 3 (Jack's List)

1. I love to flirt. During a visit to a bar with friends, I caught the eye of a pretty young lady and held her gaze a few seconds longer than I usually do. Nothing else happened, but it was a turn-on to remember my single days.

2. Jill told me about a dream in which she was alone with a female friend of ours, and the opportunity arose for some sexual exploration. As it was happening, all Jill could think about was how she wished she could somehow videotape the encounter so I could watch later. I guess her cell phone wasn't within reach. Still, very exciting to know that, even in her dreams, she wanted to share the experience with me - or at least provide me with jerkoff material after the fact.

3. Porn star Raylene's return to the adult industry with "Raylene's Dirty Work", her first movie since 2001 or 2002. She's not the hottest in the business - far from it - but I've always kinda liked her.

4. Being invited by a married female acquaintance to participate in an illicit affair was, almost perversely, a huge turn on and a major ego boost; she is someone I've been attracted to for more than twenty years. I did, of course, politely decline, out of respect for her marriage as much as for my own. Ironically, Jill told me after the fact that, were she not married, she would make a great third for a threesome. However, this particular person doesn't seem the sort to engage in anything beyond one-on-one sex.

5. The many new followers we've picked up in recent months, as well as the feedback we've received, is very flattering, and reading your comments, as well as your blogs, makes excellent foreplay.

More to come!

-Jack

TMI Tuesday

Jack's Answers

1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln's lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)?
At the top of the Washington Monument or the Statue of Liberty. I enjoy having sex in high places, while looking down at the world below.

2. Have you ever "played" with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny's, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)?
No, and I can't say that this has ever actually occurred to me, beyond a never-gonna-happen type of fantasy. I'm fond of my freedom, and this seems like a surefire way to lose it.

3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)?
Plenty of times! Airplanes, cruise ships, and a particular limousine ride shortly after we got married immediately come to mind. Hell, I've had sex atop the washing maching, which was, technically speaking, moving at the time.

4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss's office)?
I'm just pervy enough to consider having sex in an empty church sometime, although Jill probably fears Hell sufficiently to never want to try this. (Killjoy!) I have, however, had sex in my boss' office. Two bosses' offices, actually.

5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman's Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)?
Definitely, often, and in a variety of locations.

Jill's Answers

1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln's lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)?
If I could have monumental sex without getting caught or arrested, I would do it just about anywhere.

2. Have you ever "played" with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny's, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)?
We sometimes make food a part of our sex play, but this has never happened in a restaurant.

3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)?
We have had sex on an airplane before, and Jack likes it when I masturbate while he's driving. (Does that count?) I've also given guys blowjobs while they're driving (including Jack), but I don't think I've had actual penetrative sex in a moving car.

4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss's office)?
No. I'm not much for sex in church, or the workplace.

5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman's Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)?
Yes, we do this a lot. Also one of the first times I ever had oral sex was on a public beach, literally under the stars.

For further reading on this subject, see our entry "101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die".