1. Violet Blue's podcast that Jack mentioned in his previous entry. This installment (episode 69, appropriately) features her reading an erotic story called "Central Registry." If you happen to listen to it, you might understand why I couldn't wait to get off.
2. I've been riding Jack side-saddle a lot lately. If you don't know what this means, instead of straddling his waist I sit on top of him, facing his right or left. It's a great position, and for some reason he penetrates me really deep this way.
3. Doing the "Rabbit Trick" in front of a live audience. For the uninitiated, the "Rabbit Trick" refers to riding a rabbit vibrator while giving oral sex. It's one of my biggest turn ons, and I love coming while sucking Jack's cock.
4. Going to a work function with Jack, and letting him know about the lack of panties under my skirt right before we walked in.
5. Four words: Rocky Road ice cream.
More to come!
Jill
Monday, August 31, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Five Things That Turned Me On This Summer, Part 1 (Jack's List)
1. In June, we attended a party at the home of a friend of ours. She’s been taking exotic dancing classes for a couple years, although there’s almost no way you would look at her and immediately think “exotic dancer.” After the party, we got a demonstration of her skills.
2. As detailed in Jill’s previous entry, we went skinny dipping one night while on a family camping trip. We like swimming naked, though it’s been quite some time since we went camping, much less skinny dipping in a semi-public setting. It was just as exhilarating as ever.
3. Jill masturbating in the passenger seat of the car while listening to a very sexy podcast, as I tried desperately to concentrate on the road ahead of us.
4. Earlier this summer I wrote a love scene that’s part of a mainstream novel I’m working on. Though not particularly graphic, I’ve been getting to know the characters and planning the story for so long that, when they finally got together and the clothes came off, it was really hot.
5. Due to the summer heat, Jill and I spent several nights sleeping on an air mattress in the backyard. Feeling my wife’s naked body beside my own in the cool night air is consistently arousing.
More to come!
-Jack
2. As detailed in Jill’s previous entry, we went skinny dipping one night while on a family camping trip. We like swimming naked, though it’s been quite some time since we went camping, much less skinny dipping in a semi-public setting. It was just as exhilarating as ever.
3. Jill masturbating in the passenger seat of the car while listening to a very sexy podcast, as I tried desperately to concentrate on the road ahead of us.
4. Earlier this summer I wrote a love scene that’s part of a mainstream novel I’m working on. Though not particularly graphic, I’ve been getting to know the characters and planning the story for so long that, when they finally got together and the clothes came off, it was really hot.
5. Due to the summer heat, Jill and I spent several nights sleeping on an air mattress in the backyard. Feeling my wife’s naked body beside my own in the cool night air is consistently arousing.
More to come!
-Jack
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
TMI Tuesday
For the first time we are taking a lead from our fellow bloggers and answering a list of questions that are circulating around the blogosphere. Here goes.
Jack's Answers
1. Do you have "your" side of the bed? Which side?
My side of the bed is the left side (when facing the headboard). As far as I can tell this has been my side forever, in every bed that Jill and I have shared, with one exception: For a brief period after we moved into our home (two years into our relationship), we tried it the other way, but before long Jill suggested that we switch.
2. How old is your pillow and what condition is it in?
I use two pillows. Both are pretty old - at least a few years - but they fit my head so perfectly.
3. What is your favorite position to sleep in?
I generally sleep face-down, and may favor either my left or right side at differing times throughout the night. It's extremely rare for me to sleep face-up.
4. How often do you change your sheets?
Every two weeks or so, unless there's a compelling reason to change them sooner.
5. What helps you fall asleep when insomnia strikes?
I can't remember the last time I suffered from insomnia. Usually I am so exhausted by the time I go to bed that I fall asleep quickly; additionally my eyes get tired from wearing contact lenses all day. If I happen to be in bed and not tired, I might read for awhile.
6. Does sex make you sleepy or energized?
Very energized. It doesn't matter what time of day or what's going on; if I've just had an orgasm, chances are that I feel I can take on the world. In fact, chances are that I want to have another one.
7. What is the minimum amount of sleep that you need to be functional the next day?
I try for a full eight but rarely get this much sleep. On a typical work day I manage between six and seven, though more often than I'd like to admit I've been functional on about four hours.
Jill's Answers
1. Do you have "your" side of the bed? Which side?
I prefer to sleep on the right side of the bed. I'm not sure why I prefer the right side. I am left-handed, so I guess it would make more sense to sleep on the left side so I can more easily reach my nightstand using my dominant hand.
2. How old is your pillow and what condition is it in?
My pillows are several years old. At least one of my pillows has been in my life longer than Jack has.
3. What is your favorite position to sleep in?
I usually sleep on my back.
4. How often do you change your sheets?
Every couple weeks.
5. What helps you fall asleep when insomnia strikes?
I can't think of anything offhand. Reading, I guess.
6. Does sex make you sleepy or energized?
If it's just-before-bed sex, it usually relaxes me enough to go right to sleep. If it's morning sex or afternoon sex, which we've been having a lot lately, it makes me feel energized.
7. What is the minimum amount of sleep that you need to be functional the next day?
At least six hours each night, or I will need a nap.
Jack's Answers
1. Do you have "your" side of the bed? Which side?
My side of the bed is the left side (when facing the headboard). As far as I can tell this has been my side forever, in every bed that Jill and I have shared, with one exception: For a brief period after we moved into our home (two years into our relationship), we tried it the other way, but before long Jill suggested that we switch.
2. How old is your pillow and what condition is it in?
I use two pillows. Both are pretty old - at least a few years - but they fit my head so perfectly.
3. What is your favorite position to sleep in?
I generally sleep face-down, and may favor either my left or right side at differing times throughout the night. It's extremely rare for me to sleep face-up.
4. How often do you change your sheets?
Every two weeks or so, unless there's a compelling reason to change them sooner.
5. What helps you fall asleep when insomnia strikes?
I can't remember the last time I suffered from insomnia. Usually I am so exhausted by the time I go to bed that I fall asleep quickly; additionally my eyes get tired from wearing contact lenses all day. If I happen to be in bed and not tired, I might read for awhile.
6. Does sex make you sleepy or energized?
Very energized. It doesn't matter what time of day or what's going on; if I've just had an orgasm, chances are that I feel I can take on the world. In fact, chances are that I want to have another one.
7. What is the minimum amount of sleep that you need to be functional the next day?
I try for a full eight but rarely get this much sleep. On a typical work day I manage between six and seven, though more often than I'd like to admit I've been functional on about four hours.
Jill's Answers
1. Do you have "your" side of the bed? Which side?
I prefer to sleep on the right side of the bed. I'm not sure why I prefer the right side. I am left-handed, so I guess it would make more sense to sleep on the left side so I can more easily reach my nightstand using my dominant hand.
2. How old is your pillow and what condition is it in?
My pillows are several years old. At least one of my pillows has been in my life longer than Jack has.
3. What is your favorite position to sleep in?
I usually sleep on my back.
4. How often do you change your sheets?
Every couple weeks.
5. What helps you fall asleep when insomnia strikes?
I can't think of anything offhand. Reading, I guess.
6. Does sex make you sleepy or energized?
If it's just-before-bed sex, it usually relaxes me enough to go right to sleep. If it's morning sex or afternoon sex, which we've been having a lot lately, it makes me feel energized.
7. What is the minimum amount of sleep that you need to be functional the next day?
At least six hours each night, or I will need a nap.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Night Swimming
We walk down the dark path, small pebbles and gravel crunching loudly beneath our feet. The night air is warm and sticky, and the only light comes from the moon and the stars high above our heads. As we pass some trees the lake comes into view, the stars reflecting off of its surface.
A quiet rustling sound nearby startles us for a second but doesn't deter us from what we came here to do. It's probably just some nocturnal animal anyway. As we near the water's edge you lean up against a tree and remove your shoes and your socks. You start to unbutton your shorts, but I stop you.
"Allow me," I say, and I rub the front of your shorts with the palm of my hand. You feel wonderful, hardening rapidly in my grasp. I can't resist stroking you for a moment, and then I unbutton and unzip you. Soon your shorts are down and you are naked, save for a white T-shirt that you quickly take off.
Then it is my turn. Working together, we make me just as naked as you are. I run to the lake with abandon, hearing you close behind me. As my feet slap water, I feel your hand on my wrist and turn around without stopping. We kiss quickly in the dark, and then you let me loose. I run into the shallowest part of the lake, my toes digging into soft clay. The water is as cold as ice, and though I want to cry out in surprise, I don't dare. As you charge in at full speed, you are less restrained.
"Holy shit!" you exclaim, and then you stifle yourself. We both laugh quietly, and then we are silent again. The water reaches my knees. I like swimming in pitch blackness. There is no need to cover my nakedness. No one can see me, not even you. There is a subtle thrill that I can't quite explain. It's not exhibitionism, exactly. I'm not sure what it is, but it's exciting.
You are deeper, in up to your waist. I wade out to you, feeling the frigid water envelop my body, rising past my hips. Then all at once I lower myself into the water. It rises up past my shoulders, engulfing my head, soaking my hair. Then I stand up again. Standing beside you, I hold you close to me. I can feel your heart beating quickly, as quickly as my own.
As we stand there I almost forget that we are standing waist-deep in a lake. I forget how cold the water is, or else I have simply gotten used to it. I forget about work, about family, about life. I can see nothing in the darkness. All that exists at this moment is you and I.
Jill
A quiet rustling sound nearby startles us for a second but doesn't deter us from what we came here to do. It's probably just some nocturnal animal anyway. As we near the water's edge you lean up against a tree and remove your shoes and your socks. You start to unbutton your shorts, but I stop you.
"Allow me," I say, and I rub the front of your shorts with the palm of my hand. You feel wonderful, hardening rapidly in my grasp. I can't resist stroking you for a moment, and then I unbutton and unzip you. Soon your shorts are down and you are naked, save for a white T-shirt that you quickly take off.
Then it is my turn. Working together, we make me just as naked as you are. I run to the lake with abandon, hearing you close behind me. As my feet slap water, I feel your hand on my wrist and turn around without stopping. We kiss quickly in the dark, and then you let me loose. I run into the shallowest part of the lake, my toes digging into soft clay. The water is as cold as ice, and though I want to cry out in surprise, I don't dare. As you charge in at full speed, you are less restrained.
"Holy shit!" you exclaim, and then you stifle yourself. We both laugh quietly, and then we are silent again. The water reaches my knees. I like swimming in pitch blackness. There is no need to cover my nakedness. No one can see me, not even you. There is a subtle thrill that I can't quite explain. It's not exhibitionism, exactly. I'm not sure what it is, but it's exciting.
You are deeper, in up to your waist. I wade out to you, feeling the frigid water envelop my body, rising past my hips. Then all at once I lower myself into the water. It rises up past my shoulders, engulfing my head, soaking my hair. Then I stand up again. Standing beside you, I hold you close to me. I can feel your heart beating quickly, as quickly as my own.
As we stand there I almost forget that we are standing waist-deep in a lake. I forget how cold the water is, or else I have simply gotten used to it. I forget about work, about family, about life. I can see nothing in the darkness. All that exists at this moment is you and I.
Jill
Friday, August 21, 2009
We're Back...
Sorry for the unannounced vacation. Summer is always a busy time for us, with birthdays, weddings, anniversaries and travel. Additionally Jill and I are undergoing some life changes both major and minor (don't worry, they're mostly positive ones). Something had to fall by the wayside temporarily, and we apologize for letting our blog take the hit. Having said that, though, we spent the last month doing the sort of things that will make excellent reading. Stay tuned!
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